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Great idea on the Drew Doughty dilemma

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Here's the irresistible offer that no-one could refuse. Yes, it's more money than Dean Lombardi wants to spend. Yes, it's more years than Drew Doughty wants to give up. But as you will see, that won't matter. Ready? Okay, here's what Lombardi must immediately offer:



$8,000,000 per year for 8 years, for #8.

I'm not kidding. The Kings can afford it probably, and the term would make it worth it. But even if you don't like this idea, it's making me think of a general strategy that hadn't occurred to be before. Meehan and Lombardi are (in theory) in the trenches squabbling over $200,000 give or take and five or six or seven years. Doughty is home, playing NHL12 and complaining that Lombardi won't give him more than $6.8MM and Lombardi wants his UFA years for peanuts.

Wouldn't it be clever to lower Doughty's expectations by dwelling on $6.8MM or $7MM for months and then -- tomorrow, say -- coming out with a HUGE offer for a HUGE number of years.

You call Meehan and say, "get your client on the phone because I have something to say." And then say, "$9MM per year, nine years, $81MM total, this offer expires in ten minutes. I'll hold while you discuss it."

I picked $8MM/8yrs and $9MM/9yrs because they seem sufficiently insane in terms of what Doughty is expecting. But any huge number will do, the only point being that it has to be big enough to get him to toss his UFA years argument out the window.

Also, if he turns down that kind of money, he will cement forever his reputation as a fat greedy bastard.

:peace:
 

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You can do that, or take Chris Pronger and Matt Carle for him.
 

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You can do that, or take Chris Pronger and Matt Carle for him.

I was thinking more along the lines of Carle and Meszaros. Both are making around $4 million. That way, the kings get TWO for the price of one. And the Flyers get that greedy prick that you should not want on your team because he is not even good.


Seriously, give us him.
 

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I was thinking more along the lines of Carle and Meszaros. Both are making around $4 million. That way, the kings get TWO for the price of one. And the Flyers get that greedy prick that you should not want on your team because he is not even good.


Seriously, give us him.

But if we trade Meszaros and Carle, we still have Pronger, and we dont have Meszaros. That is a problem.
 

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Fine. Matt Carle and Chris Pronger's contract
 

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So 7 for 7 has become 8 for 8,
Lets got the other why 6 for 6 and 5 for 5. Yeah those still kinda work.
9 for 9, 10 for 10
4 for 4, 3 for 3 ohhh the Kings owners like that,
11 for 11 , 12 for 12, I bet Doughty signs that last one.
 

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I say they walk into Doughty's house with a big steel briefcase like they use in the movies.

They crisply drop it on the table, dial the combination, open the clips, and flip up the top of the briefcase. Then they spin it around to reveal to Drew... an plethora of Long Johns, Bear Claws, and glazed doughnuts.

"Do we have a deal?", asks Lombardi.

Doughty pulls out a small knife, cuts into a Long John, dips his pinky in and licks the custard off... he turns to an associate and nods. "100% pure".

They shake on the deal, Doughty signs the contract and takes the doughnuts.

Then of course, his henchmen will gun down Lombardi and they will fly off in a private jet to an undisclosed South American country, but at least it'll make for good theatre.
 

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I say they walk into Doughty's house with a big steel briefcase like they use in the movies.

They crisply drop it on the table, dial the combination, open the clips, and flip up the top of the briefcase. Then they spin it around to reveal to Drew... an plethora of Long Johns, Bear Claws, and glazed doughnuts.

"Do we have a deal?", asks Lombardi.

Doughty pulls out a small knife, cuts into a Long John, dips his pinky in and licks the custard off... he turns to an associate and nods. "100% pure".

They shake on the deal, Doughty signs the contract and takes the doughnuts.

Then of course, his henchmen will gun down Lombardi and they will fly off in a private jet to an undisclosed South American country, but at least it'll make for good theatre.

We are talking about Drew Doughty, not Phil Kessel
 

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...if he chooses to sit out past 12/1, not only will he not be on the Kings roster and of course will be unable to play in the NHL this season...



...but he will be dropped from the roster updates of EA Sports NHL12?

(I'm pretty sure once Drew figures this out, there will be a deal within 15 minutes.)
 

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...if he chooses to sit out past 12/1, not only will he not be on the Kings roster and of course will be unable to play in the NHL this season...



...but he will be dropped from the roster updates of EA Sports NHL12?

(I'm pretty sure once Drew figures this out, there will be a deal within 15 minutes.)

Fuck NHL12.....I keep losing to people on live that I know I am 10 times better than.
 

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We get 20 models with steel brief cases each with a different contract amount. Doughty picks one and the rest are lined up. Doughty opens a case and DL makes an offer. Drew can except the offer or open another case. Until there is only one case left and Drew must accept the contract in that case.
 

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We get 20 models with steel brief cases each with a different contract amount. Doughty picks one and the rest are lined up. Doughty opens a case and DL makes an offer. Drew can except the offer or open another case. Until there is only one case left and Drew must accept the contract in that case.

I feel like this has happened before
 
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