GIF caption contest

[elocomotive]

Judging by her two-handed technique, it appears Jen generally dates men much taller than herself and is not into white dudes.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

This thread is already on a direct path to the gutter. Can that serve as my caption?

 

[puckhead]

what? how do YOU put ketchup on your burger?

 

[BostonAJ]

"LET JESUS FUCK YOU!!!"

The Exorcist? Anybody? Ah, forget it.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The one exception to the Avery rule.

 

[elocomotive]

Haha - WW and Puckhead, both hilarious.

The weird thing is I did an image search for NHL Guardian and this came up. Strange.

 

[BostonAJ]

Haha - WW and Puckhead, both hilarious.

Dick.

 

[Darkstone42]

Seriously, what in the world is she trying to accomplish? That's not a caption, it's an honest question. I can't think of a single productive thing that motion could accomplish in that situation.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Seriously, what in the world is she trying to accomplish? That's not a caption, it's an honest question. I can't think of a single productive thing that motion could accomplish in that situation.

It made my pants get tighter.

 

[Darkstone42]

It made my pants get tighter.

Well, it accomplished something [I suppose] productive for you, but what did it accomplish for her?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Well, it accomplished something [I suppose] productive for you, but what did it accomplish for her?

Just like I tell my wife, who the fuck cares.

 

[elocomotive]

Dick.

Sorry, dude. I've just never seen The Exorcist.

 

[BostonAJ]

Well, it accomplished something [I suppose] productive for you, but what did it accomplish for her?

I think she's doing some kind of modern dancing. It's like ballet, only for whores.

 

[elocomotive]

Well, it accomplished something [I suppose] productive for you, but what did it accomplish for her?

Looks like a dance audition of some type. Idk.

 

[Darkstone42]

I think she's doing some kind of modern dancing. It's like ballet, only for whores.

So.... hip hop?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

So.... hip hop?

Nicely done.

 

[Darkstone42]

Nicely done.

Thank you.

 

[BostonAJ]

So.... hip hop?

Sorry, I don't speak ebonics. It's like when people dance to that music that makes me stab my radio.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Sorry, I don't speak ebonics. It's like when people dance to that music that makes me stab my radio.

You brought it up first.

 

[Darkstone42]

Sorry, I don't speak ebonics. It's like when people dance to that music that makes me stab my radio.

I don't know why I quoted you, because this isn't really related to what you said, but my ex danced tap and ballet, and so I would go to her recitals, but it always bugged me to no end that parents allowed their kids to dance hip-hop at age 5 or something. Heck, if I have a daughter, as long as she's living in my house, she won't dance that way. But I'm old-fashioned I suppose.

Anyway, I'm off my soap box now. My feet are nice and clean.