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Skerpokes

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Homos
 

Jack_John_Mark

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I think we all are now seeing through irule's lies.

He is in complete denial about his masturbation problem and is now telling himself that he doesn't fap at all. I think we need to seek help for the poor feller.

1-800-beat-off......this is the number you need to dial irule.
 

BigRedMoe

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I think we all are now seeing through irule's lies.

He is in complete denial about his masturbation problem and is now telling himself that he doesn't fap at all. I think we need to seek help for the poor feller.

1-800-beat-off......this is the number you need to dial irule.
He's lying, that's a disguised pron number. Try 1-900-Meat-Handler.
 

Red_Alert

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I think you have to use the pound sign somewhere, don't you.

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HuskerPower52

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My opinion of JJM. He is a outstanding super smart Husker fan, Maybe the greatest fan of all time. Tom called on JJM when he was in need of help. wait I be DRUNK! he is none of that.
 

corn train

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From what pictures I've seent of JJM he's got some unbelievably large ankles and calves, yet even with the bottom heavy moon boots he runs around with he sure can sling that rock
 

HuskerPower52

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JJMs biggest problem is stepping over those huge balls he has... errra way to call us all out queer bate
 

Brasky

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You're only hurting yourself bud.

5 Health Benefits of Masturbation | Men's Health

It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your urogenital tract and when you rub one out, you flush the bad guys out of your system, says Brame.

It makes you harder. As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone … even down there. Regular sex or masturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles to prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence. “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to (ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.



It helps you last longer. Taking yourself to palm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourself by timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of loveologyuniversity.com. If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?

More from MensHealth.com: Last Longer in Bed

It ups your immunity. Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.

It boosts your mood. Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s."
 

Jack_John_Mark

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lol

Stool......come on meow.

If 98% of the population does something, then it's just simply natural. The 2% who are forcing themselves not to fap are the ones going against nature. If it wasn't healthy, there wouldn't be billions of people doing it naturally.

This is about like trying to make yourself stop sneezing because it feels good. Just let your body release it's shit already!
 

Brasky

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This is some religious bullshit his parents pushed on him when he was younger and it's finally resurfaced..
 
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