GDT: Boston Bruins vs. New York Rangers | 1/19 | Bring on the jokes, bitches

[SLY]

Bruins to open season Jan. 19 against Rangers - bruins blog - Boston Globe hockey news

The NHL has informed the Bruins that they will open the season Jan. 19 at TD Garden against the New York Rangers, according to a team source. It will likely be a 7 p.m. start, although that time could change.

It’s possible the Bruins could begin the season with a multigame homestand. The Celtics will not play at home until Jan. 24. The Bruins were originally scheduled to play Toronto Jan. 21. That matchup could stay the same in the revised 48-game schedule.

If the NHL doesn’t make any last-minute schedule changes, the season opener will feature two Original Six teams. Last season, the Rangers lost to New Jersey in the Eastern Conference finals. On July 23, 2012, the Rangers pulled off one of the summer’s biggest blockbusters, acquiring power forward Rick Nash from the Blue Jackets, with Brandon Dubinsky and a 2013 first-rounder being the most significant pieces going to Columbus.

Nash will complement an existing core that includes goalie Henrik Lundqvist, defensemen Dan Girardi and Marc Staal, and captain Ryan Callahan.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Do people still makes Jeff/Ranger jokes?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

not sure what you mean, Jeffrey.




please explain?

 

[SLY]

Fuck you all... lol

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Do people still makes Jeff/Ranger jokes?

it's hard to now, he gets so upset

 

[SLY]

For real though... I can't fucking wait. I'm such an easy little bitch (wtf?).

I swore I wouldn't come flying back and I am so god damn giddy for the first game.

 

[SLY]

it's hard to now, he gets so upset

 

[SLY]

I love our group of posters on the NHL board, but I do wish we had more teams represented and more fans of the current teams represented.

 

[flyersfan4706]

it's hard to now, he gets so upset

I know, such a sensitive lil guy.

You have misunderstood.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Moar Flyers fans

 

[SLY]

I know, such a sensitive lil guy.



You have misunderstood.

Fuck... I did read it wrong. I just can't win.

 

[SLY]

Moar Flyers fans

What is this "moar", "en sech" and the million other WC things spilling over on SportsHoopla. I feel like I drank some water from the South.

 

[SLY]

Well. I am outta here. Closing up at work and just had to create a GDT when I saw that article. So close yet so far.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

it's hard to now, he gets so upset

edit:
nevermind, I see you already see the error of your ways

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Fuck... I did read it wrong. I just can't win.

herrr herrr herrr

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

What is this "moar", "en sech" and the million other WC things spilling over on SportsHoopla. I feel like I drank some water from the South.

yes, because people from the south are stupid and have stupid accents.


Edit: you know where you can find some stupid ass sounding accents? At a Bruins Rangers game, that's where.

Boom.

Take THAT.

 

[flyersfan4706]

What is this "moar", "en sech" and the million other WC things spilling over on SportsHoopla. I feel like I drank some water from the South.

I think "en sech" is Southernized "and such"

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I think "en sech" is Southernized "and such"

actually, I think it's a retardedized "and such"

 

[flyersfan4706]

actually, I think it's a retardedized "and such"

Isnt that what I said?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Isnt that what I said?

ahhh... so this seasons gonna be like THAT, eh??



ok.


good to know the ground rules early.

It's on.