GDT 7/24 Monks @ MadBums

[iHATEdodgers]

For the record: Pandas apparently have three testicles, and each is about the size of a hazelnut.

I hope you didn't have to see anything unfortunate while looking that up.

 

[SFAnthem]

I think it is more about flexibility with a view to keeping whiteside as the third b/a when Hector returns, then actually planning to start him there.

Longterm, it wouldn't be a bad idea. Would up his trade value, too, if it comes to that.

 

[iHATEdodgers]

My B, I thought you said PANDA. Forget everything I typed

Ah HhhA! That was my first guess. Second guess was you and the smoking of the crack.

 

[ColinCoby]

I hope you didn't have to see anything unfortunate while looking that up.

Damnit, I did.

Tried to confirm what one site was stating about Panda scrotum, then came across a nice picture, a closeup, of a part of the male human anatomy.

BTW: a lot of people are actually claiming that pandas have the same amount of balls as humans (er, humans not named Tom Green). I'm confused...and plan to remain so.

 

[SFAnthem]

For the record: Pandas apparently have three testicles, and each is about the size of a hazelnut.

hey, thats right...I vaguely recall a few jokes involving that info, all of em dirty.

 

[SFAnthem]

Great fakeout by Riot

Savvy

 

[iHATEdodgers]

Shit he was fucking out. Sweet throw by Belt there.

 

[iHATEdodgers]

Damnit, I did.

Tried to confirm what one site was stating about Panda scrotum, then came across a nice picture, a closeup, of a part of the male human anatomy.

BTW: a lot of people are actually claiming that pandas have the same amount of balls as humans (er, humans not named Tom Green). I'm confused...and plan to remain so.

Doh shit dude! It's the internets... Never a good idea to look up testicles of any kind! Haha though! I am laughing with you - well I guess I'm laughing at you really seeing as how you're busy puking! but thanks for the laugh that's funny!

Quick somebody hit a HR get this man's mind off that sack he just saw and back into this game of balls!

 

[SFAnthem]

Too many high pitch innings for Bum, one more inning, maybe two

 

[SFAnthem]

Doh shit dude! It's the internets... Never a good idea to look up testicles of any kind! Haha though! I am laughing with you - well I guess I'm laughing at you really seeing as how you're busy puking! but thanks for the laugh that's funny!

Quick somebody hit a HR get this man's mind off that sack he just saw and back into this game of balls!

Great...now I could only think of the Panda stretch and that blue-balled baboon

This is how a baseball thread goes wrong.

Need runs, stat!

 

[SFAnthem]

If he wants to walk you, let him walk you

 

[mistgl]

We need Melk to make it rain here! Voqluez has been shut down ever since Belt traded up that AB.

 

[1phlapdown]

Gotta love when the Dodgers lose with Kershaw on the mound. Always leaves one feeling it could be the beginning of a nice losing streak.

Yep. After he beat Tim 5 times (I think) head to head last year, I love to see him blow up.

 

[mistgl]

So, who thinks the reds really hate that trade?

Volquez is pitching better than Lactos

Grandal has played way better than Mesoraco, who they deemed better

And Alonso is doing what he's supposed to do, but mainly those first two are the dagger in the heart of that trade.

 

[SFAnthem]

Yep. After he beat Tim 5 times (I think) head to head last year, I love to see him blow up.

Watching Tron outpitch him was nice, too (twice)

 

[mistgl]

Watching Tron outpitch him was nice, too (twice)

Watching Pill take him deep was hilarious. Only thing I wanna see now is Tim severing Goldschmit up a golden sombrero. that cocky fuck has some ownage on Timmy

 

[mistgl]

Wow! way to preserve the pitch count! IF... he gets Guzmane out he could go one more!

 

[msgkings322]

Watching Pill take him deep was hilarious. Only thing I wanna see now is Tim severing Goldschmit up a golden sombrero. that cocky fuck has some ownage on Timmy

I'd love to see that too but the prudent move is for Timmy to IBB that guy every time he sees him.

 

[ColinCoby]

Doh shit dude! It's the internets... Never a good idea to look up testicles of any kind! Haha though! I am laughing with you - well I guess I'm laughing at you really seeing as how you're busy puking! but thanks for the laugh that's funny!

Quick somebody hit a HR get this man's mind off that sack he just saw and back into this game of balls!

I need one of those Men In Black memory zappers right about now.

 

[msgkings322]

Dbags gonna win their 6th in a row. Ain't out yet...