G Brandon Moore retires

[SkinsDalltheWay]

...apparently he cant bring himself to be a Cowboy and is retiring instead

 

[deanpet21]

It is safe to say that the Cowboys have the worst O-line in the division?

 

[Sharkinva]

Phone rings......


Agent (really excited) :Brandon dude, you just got a contract offer.

Brandon: Seriously, sweet! Will I be a starter??

Agent : Well dude, its a pretty good chance. You know there have been quite a few injuries this off season. I even had them throw in a playing time bonus clause.

Brandon : Sweet. Im fired up and ready to roll

TV in the back ground on ESPN : Reports out of Dallas are that they have just signed Gaurd Brandon Moore

BRandon: Silence...........



Agent: Brandon?? Dude you still with me??

Brandon: More silence

Agent: Dude? Dude???

Brandon: Man Im retiring, but thanks anyway. Click

 

[j_y19]

Phone rings......


Agent (really excited) :Brandon dude, you just got a contract offer.

Brandon: Seriously, sweet! Will I be a starter??

Agent : Well dude, its a pretty good chance. You know there have been quite a few injuries this off season. I even had them throw in a playing time bonus clause.

Brandon : Sweet. Im fired up and ready to roll

TV in the back ground on ESPN : Reports out of Dallas are that they have just signed Gaurd Brandon Moore

BRandon: Silence...........



Agent: Brandon?? Dude you still with me??

Brandon: More silence

Agent: Dude? Dude???

Brandon: Man Im retiring, but thanks anyway. Click

Now that's funny!