Furman at #11 Clemson

[Edisto_Tiger]

Fuck it, I'm hitting the bourbon

right behind you. Gonna drink 2 or 3 more natty's first.

 

[Ballboy534]

We need to score again

 

[Ballboy534]

right behind you. Gonna drink 2 or 3 more natty's first.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!! I'm out of bourbon, looks like I'm running to the liquor store 4 beers deep

 

[Ballboy534]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, use our FUCKING timeouts

 

[Ballboy534]

It's third down, call the TO and give us a shot at a punt return at least

 

[Ballboy534]

HOLYFUCKINGSHITGODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ballboy534]

So much for a repeat of last week; they need to leave the first team in. Apparently we are a shitty football team right now.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

1st half summary: The defense is as shitty as we've ever had.

 

[Ballboy534]

BRB, gotta run to liquor store

Edisto, save some of that chicken for me!!

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

right on bro. Hustle back

 

[Ballboy534]

Nevermind, the wife left me some rum

 

[Ballboy534]

God I love that woman...

 

[Ballboy534]

LOL @ me having 121 plorsts in this thread

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

rum? whatcha gonna make with that? Not a rum drinker here.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

God I love that woman...

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

LOL @ me having 121 plorsts in this thread

damn, you whore!! I've only got 57.

 

[Ballboy534]

rum? whatcha gonna make with that? Not a rum drinker here.

Bought a deuce four of Mountain Dew with my 12 pack of Coors Light; figured I might need some caffeine later this evening. I got up this morning at 6 to clean out and wash the cars and mow the lawn before football started

 

[Ballboy534]

If we don't win by at least 30 points, I will have an epic meltdown in this thread and drink enough until I puke. I drank the Kool-Aid last weekend and assumed (like a fucking dumb ass) that the defense would get better every week.

 

[Spruce Moose]

I get the feeling that half of our defense can barely spell their own names, because they have idea what's going on.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

If we had any defense what so ever, we could fucking smoke most everyone on our schedule. But we don't have a D to speak of and therefore we will once again have to outscore opponents.