Four Seasons Loco Coffee and Total Landscaping Talk

[puckhead]

I try not to post Rex too much, as I assume everyone follows him.
but holy hell.....

 

[elocomotive]

Wtf could the Proud Boys official song be?

Pete Townsend’s Rough Boys possibly ?

It's Raining Men?

 

[elocomotive]

I try not to post Rex too much, as I assume everyone follows him.
but holy hell.....

Oh, that is jeenious!

 

[Comeds]

Rush Limbaugh, Ricky Skaggs, and Toby Keith walk into a bar with their medals of freedom.

That's it. That's the joke.

One trades their medal for a pack of cigarettes, one trades their medal for a beer, and one trades his medal for opiates. How long until the bartender sets himself ablaze?

 

[dash]

Oh, that is jeenious!

That's what the 'J' stands for in Donald J. Trump - jeenious

 

[elocomotive]

Where's the retraction on this?


I never had any contact with Russia. Covid is a hoax. Covid will go away in April. The election was rigged. This isn't a coup. Masks don't work.

How many times does the mainstream media have to be 100% fucking right only a few days after this bullshit and lies before the Trump supporters stop and go... "huh, you know Trump was totally wrong on that." The lack of self-awareness and critical thought is staggering.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Rush Limbaugh, Ricky Skaggs, and Toby Keith walk into a bar with their medals of freedom.

That's it. That's the joke.

Wut? No Lee Greenwood ? Betcha hes no longer proud to be an american !

 

[KennyBanyeah]

So a brief recap of the last four years, Trump...

• Lost the popular vote twice, receiving the most votes against a sitting President in history;
• Became the only President to ever be impeached twice;
• Called white supremacists "very fine people;"
• Passed some tax reform, said it was a big deal, didn't seem like it;
• Repeatedly told us to "wait until next week" on every topic under the sun like a kid who didn't finish his homework;
• Became the first President in the last half century to just abandon press briefings;
• Made George W Bush look like a masterful public orator and an amazing humanitarian;
• Told us Putin didn't do anything wrong because he asked him and Putin said no;
• Couldn't repeal Obamacare with control of the legislature;
• Never got close to building the wall and Mexico never paid a dime for it;
• Blatantly lies all the time like it's in his job description like "Obamagate" (details coming next week);
• Oversaw the worst public health disaster in US history where the US had the worst metrics of virtually any first world nation;
• Didn't even attend task force meetings related to that disaster for months;
• Asked scientists if we could treat a virus by consuming bleach or getting sunlight inside the skin;

(sorry, that one is just... wow)

• Lied about election fraud for 2 months after going 1-62 in court cases on the matter;
• Tear gassed his own citizens for the most awkward photo op with a Bible ever photographed;
• Got mad he couldn't con his re-election through the people he appointed to the Supreme Court;
• Got mad he couldn't convince members of his own party to falsely manipulate the results to favor him;
• Attempted a self-coup by encouraging a mob of white guys who allllllmost finished 11th grade to attack our own Capitol;
• Turned on leaders of his own party, his cabinet, Fox News, and his own vice-President;
• Pardoned a bunch of white collar criminals who PLEAD guilty to crimes they admitted to;
• Still has a bunch of kids and sent away their parents like we're a nation of god damn monsters;
• Not even going to get into all the dumb Tweets because that's a whole other list, even his people don't like the Tweeting;
• Drove a truck;
• Golfed a shit ton;
• Tossed around some paper towels;
• Got caught farting on tape; and
• Stared directly at an eclipse;

Anybody who still supports this President is a moron, a treasonous fuckface, and lacks any semblance of common sense.

Res ipsa loquitor, mother fuckers. (google it)

 

[puckhead]

as a former cop, you'd think he'd know the law a little bit.
florida man!

 

[mooger_35]

as a former cop, you'd think he'd know the law a little bit.
florida man!

We're going to need the Florida tag icon soon!

 

[scoutyjones2]

Rush Limbaugh, Ricky Skaggs, and Toby Keith walk into a bar with their medals of freedom.

That's it. That's the joke.

While Belichek gets up and leaves

 

[KennyBanyeah]

It's even worse or better. Its a song called "Proud Of Your Boy" from Aladdin. 100% serious.

 

[thedddd]

Seems legit:

Wait for it:

 

[forty_three]

Seems legit:

Wait for it:

Yeah, but what was she like BEFORE the vaccine?

 

[sbb122]

Seems legit:

Wait for it:

i was waiting for her to fall to the ground and do the worm like Scotty too hotty lol

 

[elocomotive]

"This is also very real..."

Gimme a break, girl. We all know a plastic surgeon put together that amazing body.

 

[dash]

i was waiting for her to fall to the ground and do the worm like Scotty too hotty lol

The worm is great, but she's more Otis and the caterpillar...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Seems legit:

Wait for it:

she keeps forgetting to take out the vibrating butt plug

 

[puckhead]

what a fucking psycho.
this is the one who was complaining about too many muslims in gubberment.

 

[thedddd]

Yeah, but what was she like BEFORE the vaccine?