former Avs enforcer Scott Parker comments on Moore/Bertuzzi

[jstewismybastardson]

If you're mentioning Scott Parker's dumb comments in a post today, make sure to mention that he went 20th overall in 1998 as a 20-year old.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I don't disagree...I just think the fact that Steve Moore lawyered up as quickly as he did didn't sit well with a lot of his teammates.

is he still wearing that oversized padded neck brace

 

[DChero]

tats of every team he played for

SCOTT PARKER: And I got my whole totem. Take a picture of this, too. So that's the Kelowna Rockets, New Jersey Devils, the Avs, Hershey Bears and the San Jose Sharks. All the teams I played for

Umm...

 

[mooger_35]

is he still wearing that oversized padded neck brace

"Ka-ching"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

very entertaining read actually ... he's a loopy guy

SCOTT PARKER: No, and it's amazing, you can bang all the hot chicks in the world, but you fuck one goat, huh, and you're a goat fucker [LAUGHTER]. So, it's that whole thing where you can do so much good, but you do one bad thing and, and you're marked. But hey, unfortunately, it never goes away

 

[mattola]

I don't disagree...I just think the fact that Steve Moore lawyered up as quickly as he did didn't sit well with a lot of his teammates.

they can blame that assfat GM. the minute he said Broken Neck without a doctors report is when it all went to fuck. I fucking hate that prick of a GM. I hate what Todd did, I hate what steve moore did, I hate what this did to the NHL at the time.

I just want it ALL over.

 

[higgyfan4]

very entertaining read actually ... he's a loopy guy

SCOTT PARKER: No, and it's amazing, you can bang all the hot chicks in the world, but you fuck one goat, huh, and you're a goat fucker [LAUGHTER]. So, it's that whole thing where you can do so much good, but you do one bad thing and, and you're marked. But hey, unfortunately, it never goes away

Bitch please. If you weren't an NHL hockey player, neither a hot chick or a goat would fuck you. Asshole.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

"Ka-ching"

iirc ... the day this picture was taken someone dropped a wine glass to his right and he suddenly and quickly jerked his head in that direction to see what the commotion was



/or it could have been an episode of "Three's Company"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Bitch please. If you weren't an NHL hockey player, neither a hot chick or a goat would fuck you. Asshole.

i think a goat will be attracted to his billy goat gruff goatee ... so he's got that going for him

 

[mattola]

the only funny thing that came out of this was when Burke offered Dominic Moore a contract in Toronto. I really laughed at that.

 

[blindbaby]

Burke offered Moore a contract? How did I miss that gem?

Edit: Dominic Moore, not Steve Moore....

 

[blindbaby]

iirc ... the day this picture was taken someone dropped a wine glass to his right and he suddenly and quickly jerked his head in that direction to see what the commotion was



/or it could have been an episode of "Three's Company"

Brady Bunch.

 

[quoipourquoi]

Sheriff is gonna sheriff.

Burke offered Moore a contract? How did I miss that gem?

Edit: Dominic Moore, not Steve Moore....

He offered Steve Moore a contract in Anaheim.

 

[SuperFlyer13]

This would be a real interesting read, if anybody in Colorado even remembered who the Fuck Scott Parker is or that he even played here for 2 minutes a game, lol. It's Funny how these never has been's will comment on something just to get their lonely asses noticed..

 

[esls79]

It's a real crime that the Sheriff's jersey is not in the rafters at the Pepsi Can yet.

 

[quoipourquoi]

It's a real crime that the Sheriff's jersey is not in the rafters at the Pepsi Can yet.

Now that Parise and Suter have signed, Minnesota have demoted the fans to #3. A replacement banner is being worked on as we speak. :p

 

[Eddie_Shack]

It's a real crime that the Sheriff's jersey is not in the rafters at the Pepsi Can yet.

Actually his sweater is retired already, but due to his skill level they keep it hanging from a gas main in the basement along with Craig Billington and Alexei Gusarov.

 

[quoipourquoi]

Actually his sweater is retired already, but due to his skill level they keep it hanging from a gas main in the basement along with Craig Billington and Alexei Gusarov.

Martin Skoula's 41 was painted on the bottom of a septic tank.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Martin Skoula's 41 was painted on the bottom of a septic tank.

...and now Sharks and Avs fans get to pay $5 to take a shit on it?

 

[mattola]

The trial for Steve Moore's lawsuit against Todd Bertuzzi has been pushed back yet again from September 24th to January 28th.