food/condiments that most people love, but you hate

[MISKO]

THIS!

Tastes like metal. If I want metal in my burrito I'll sprinkle on some pennies.

I hate onions. It is the only thing in the world that will make me send food back...when they tried to just scrape off the onions and I can still taste them or find one.

my brother is the same way with onions ..when my brother and I were kids mom gave me money and told me to take him and get something to eat at the department store restaurant so she could shop in peace .. well we ordered burgers and they had onions in the meat ,he thought that it was the best burger he ever had so I waited until he ate 3/4's of it before I told him that there were onions in it .. the look on his face and his actions were priceless .. me I love onions

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Nope, my mom used to do the same. I made sure to marry a woman that also hates them.

But my freakin kid loves them. Out the other night and they brought a cup of diced onions for my tacos. My kid asked if he could try them and started eating them raw with a fork. YUCK

My wife has some other redeeming qualities...

Do ya'll need to do a blood test on that kid?

Not even sauteed, or caramelized?

Strangely, I like the SMELL of caramelized onions, I just can't eat them. And if they're cooked to death in a soup or stew, I can tolerate them, I just hate that feel of them when they're still a bit firm. Like nails on a chalkboard...

 

[Ojb81]

I would remove the bloody marys, and would ad dijon mustard. That shit is disgusting

THIS!

Tastes like metal. If I want metal in my burrito I'll sprinkle on some pennies.

I hate onions. It is the only thing in the world that will make me send food back...when they tried to just scrape off the onions and I can still taste them or find one.

Onions are supreme. Ambrosia of the Gods.

 

[fknhippie]

I don't think I'd know how to cook without onions.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Onions are supreme. Ambrosia of the Gods.

If the gods were ghey, inbred, horse-faced, quasimodo-lookin...

 

[fordman84]

Not even sauteed, or caramelized?

If they are cooked down or fried into rings, I can handle them. But raw or just garnishing a cooked item are terrible.

 

[DHoey]

Mayonnaise is fucking worthless. I don't care for cucumbers or watermelon. I tried radishes and beets but don't care for them, unless they are sweet pickled beets

 

[MISKO]

I don't think I'd know how to cook without onions.

me either .. I put onions in almost everything

 

[Dolemite censored]

Cilantro is great. I'm growing some.

 

[Dolemite censored]

me either .. I put onions in almost everything

Garlic is God's gift.

 

[Dolemite censored]

When I was in college and we would order pizza, I always had them put anchovies on half of it.

Everyone hated anchovies, but it meant more pizza for me.

 

[MISKO]

Garlic is God's gift.

I use a lot of that too

 

[Dolemite censored]

I can't stand Okra.

Slimy shit.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I seriously do not like:

• bacon
• chocolate
• beer

A laboratory tried to DNA test me once, but concluded that I do not have DNA.

 

[Dolemite censored]

How about people who show up for a dinner party who have a ton of allergies that totally fuck up your meal ?

 

[Dolemite censored]

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I like bacon, but don't eat it for health reasons.

If, however, I am running dangerously low levels of cholesterol, I'll try some.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

When I was in college and we would order pizza, I always had them put anchovies on half of it.

Everyone hated anchovies, but it meant more pizza for me.

LOVE anchovies.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Peaches
Apricots
Squash
Mircale whip
Cherries

 

[Judge Fudge]

I like bacon, but don't eat it for health reasons.

If, however, I am running dangerously low levels of cholesterol, I'll try some.

WHAT KINDA MAN ARE YOU??????

 

[beardown07]

Cilantro is great. I'm growing some.

Same. Shit grows so fast. You turn yer head for two seconds, and it's fucking coriander.