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Series Thread: First Round: Boston Bruins vs. Toronto Maple Leafs

Judge Fudge

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Staring at my twitter feed. The search bar says "What's happening?".

I dunno, that's why I am staring at you !

Geez

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Its probably been brought up before (and i”ll be interested to see if its brought up in the dops explanation vid if there is one) but kadri so obviously slides his hands up the shaft of the stick (i said pardon???) before he delivers the cross check. So deliberate :L
 

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Are they waterboarding Naz? Why the hell is this taking so long they've been in there for almost 4 hours.
My guess is the NHL is trying to guess how long they can comfortably make the length of Kadri's record FIFTH suspension and still give the Leafs preferential treatment.

15 Nov 2013 - Suspended 3 games for hit to head of Niklas Backstrom
18 Mar 2015 - Suspended 4 games for illegal cross-check to head against Matt Fraser
04 Apr 2016 - Suspended 4 games for cross-checking (head) Luke Glendening
13 Apr 2018 - Suspended 3 games for boarding Tommy Wingels
13 Apr 2019 - Suspended ?? games for cross-checking (face) Jake DeBrusk

The real question here is why the Leafs would care to pay such a person nearly $40 million / 6 years.
 

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Just figured out what is taking so long.

Bettman is channeling his inner Clarence Campbell and is going to suspend Kadri for the rest of the playoffs. Then Bettman will show up at the game in Toronto, rioting ensues.
 

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The way this is going, he could play tonight before they decide.
 

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What a bail-out by the DOPeS - No number of games assigned, does that mean if the Leafs advance, Kadri returns and when will that return be?
 

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What a bail-out by the DOPeS - No number of games assigned, does that mean if the Leafs advance, Kadri returns and when will that return be?

Obviously a hypothetical, but it would appear he is reinstated for Game 1 of Round 2 against (probably) Columbus
 

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Huh?

Kadri makes less then Tom Wilson, just to pick a name out of a hat
Tom Wilson's an actual hockey player, when he's not making stupid unnecessary hits.

Also- 2 suspensions < 5 suspensions. Pick someone who's more analogous. Like Raffi Torres, Steve Downie or Marty McSorley...
 

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Tom Wilson's an actual hockey player, when he's not making stupid unnecessary hits.

Also- 2 suspensions < 5 suspensions. Pick someone who's more analogous. Like Raffi Torres, Steve Downie or Marty McSorley...

I was referring to your salary info. Kadri has 3 years left at $4.5 per. Not $40M over 6 years.
 

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What a bail-out by the DOPeS - No number of games assigned, does that mean if the Leafs advance, Kadri returns and when will that return be?

Damnit dash. Don't put those evil thoughts in my head
 
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