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Brasky
Till We Can't Be Beat. WON'T. BE. BEAT.
This is the obituary thread of Bubba.
Farewell good sir, we hope the best for you. We will mourn your departure for about 2 days.. And then you will just be another Carl Crawford. Mentioned off hand from time to time, mostly with a tinge of disgust.
Things I would buy to take my mind off not taking the opportunity to play quarterback for the greatest college football team in the history of the world because I would rather accept 8 to 10 million dollars to participate in something not even closely resembling the definition of a sport:
7 sea doos, a cottage in vermont cause I feel like it, a whole ski resort, four german shepherd attack dogs, a personal beer fetcher, a toilet that says "nom nom nom nom nom" after I take a shit and flush, whores.
Still, it was fun while it lasted, sir. Thanks for makin us all feel like dirty cheap used hookers.
Farewell good sir, we hope the best for you. We will mourn your departure for about 2 days.. And then you will just be another Carl Crawford. Mentioned off hand from time to time, mostly with a tinge of disgust.
Things I would buy to take my mind off not taking the opportunity to play quarterback for the greatest college football team in the history of the world because I would rather accept 8 to 10 million dollars to participate in something not even closely resembling the definition of a sport:
7 sea doos, a cottage in vermont cause I feel like it, a whole ski resort, four german shepherd attack dogs, a personal beer fetcher, a toilet that says "nom nom nom nom nom" after I take a shit and flush, whores.
Still, it was fun while it lasted, sir. Thanks for makin us all feel like dirty cheap used hookers.