Excellent Article about Scarface... AKA Guy Boucher

[evolver115]

After winning the Cup in 2004, the - 05.16.11 - SI Vault

prefers not to share the story behind the L-shaped scar on the right side of his face. Unfortunately for the first-year coach of the Lightning—a Quebec native whose name is pronounced GEE Boo-SHAY—the word is out in cyberspace. One Bolts fan has it on good authority that many summers ago the coach was hit in the face with a brick while working construction.

Check that. A different account has Boucher cutting himself with his father's hunting knife on a long-ago camping trip. In point of fact, claims a dissenting blogger, Boucher was scratched by a cat; the cut became infected. Wrong animal, ripostes another denizen of the Interwebs, who reports that the poor fellow was mauled by a dog.

Boucher and his wife, Marsha, have an eight-year-old son, Vincent, and seven-year-old twins, Mila and Naomi. To avoid frightening them, he explains, he would prefer not to reveal how he cut his face until his kids are a few years older. With so many bogus stories swirling around, the issue is now hopelessly clouded. In other words, Boucher wins.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I heard he got into a knife fight with Tina Fey

 

[quoipourquoi]

I heard he got into a knife fight with Tina Fey

Man, I was going to make a Tina Fey joke...

 

[beantownmaniac]

LEGGO MY EGGO!!!!!

 

[Comeds]

I heard he got into a knife fight with Tina Fey

Funny.

I think I read she was slashed when she was 5. I had some pretty nasty cuts and injuries as a child and did not end up with many big scars. That guy must have messed her up.