Everyone, take a moment and welcome the new shitty player!

[Caligula]

Edinson Volquez has been acquired by the Phillies.

That's right, the Phillies have picked up such power house plays such as McDonald, Wells, Bernadina, and have now gotten perennial Cy Young contender, Edinson Volquez!

The same Edinson Volquez that had a 5.71 ERA while pitching at home in Petco Park.

 

[Omar 382]

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[Omar 382]

wait, where are you hearing this? i thought the dodgers signed him

 

[Caligula]

wait, where are you hearing this? i thought the dodgers signed him

Yep. You are correct. I just saw that tweet from RosenTard. It was reported earlier today that the Phillies discussed it, he cleared wavers, and they were going to sign him. When I say the tweet I automatically assumed it said "Phillies" since it sounded so dumb and awful.

 

[WestCoastPhan]

thank god that did not happen! Dodgers reach agreement with pitcher Edinson Volquez - latimes.com

 

[Retroram52]

UN-freakin'-believable!!!