Draft Drinking Game

[Mingo]

Suggest your own rules:

Here's a few that will get you drunk:

1) Every time Goddell gets booed - down a shot.

2) Every time Mel Kiper says he is "High" on a player (any player) take a shot.

3) Any time an ESPN commentator tries to make it look like he is predicting a pick - moments before that same pick is announced - take a shot.

ETC....

 

[Draft Crazy]

When the Broncos take a rd 5 prospect in rd 3, take 20 shots.

 

[SpringStein]

When the Broncos take a rd 5 prospect in rd 3, take 20 shots.

Yea, but I heard they had this prospect ranked as a late first round, early second rounder. A steal!

 

[Draft Crazy]

I remember that one year Geo watched the draft with me and he guzzled a bottle of Russian vodka when we drafted Rahim Moore.

 

[fightinredantz]

He was just preparing for the disappointment that was to come.

 

[fightinredantz]

Suggest your own rules:

Here's a few that will get you drunk:

1) Every time Goddell gets booed - down a shot.

2) Every time Mel Kiper says he is "High" on a player (any player) take a shot.

3) Any time an ESPN commentator tries to make it look like he is predicting a pick - moments before that same pick is announced - take a shot.

ETC....

I don't have the tolerance built up to play these games with you.

 

[SpringStein]

Things I’ve learned in Russia.
Never drink on an empty stomach
Eat lots of fatty foods while drinking - helps absorb the alcohol.
Try to fool the host when not looking by pouring water into your vodka glass. It seldom works.

 

[fightinredantz]

Things I’ve learned in Russia.
Never drink on an empty stomach
Eat lots of fatty foods while drinking - helps absorb the alcohol.
Try to fool the host when not looking by pouring water into your vodka glass. It seldom works.

All good things for me to try to remember. You are much wiser then I obviously.

 

[Mingo]

All good things for me to try to remember. You are much wiser then I obviously.

An Old Irish trick is to swallow a tablespoon of butter before you drink - it keeps the alcohol for systemic absorption all the way to the stomach.

 

[femurov]

An Old Irish trick is to swallow a tablespoon of butter before you drink - it keeps the alcohol for systemic absorption all the way to the stomach.

An old trick that I learned a long time ago was to pull your tampon out and drink like a man.

 

[Mingo]

An old trick that I learned a long time ago was to pull your tampon out and drink like a man.

You learned that taunt in bar tender school - not fair!

 

[Draft Crazy]

You should have seen Geo when we drafted Greg Eslinger... #TableDancing