Dirt says 'Patriots upgrade at QB'; Sox continue to roll - SALTY!

[DirtDirtDirt]

JD is winning


Lunchtime for realz now

 

[Ron Burgundy]

I bleed Giants blue

The Giants use Tom Brady as a punching bag

Start making sense

The Giants were NFC toilet paper last year.



And a fluke helmet catch will never put the Giants on the Patriots level.


I don't blame Giants fans for not caring that the rest of the world knows that 2007 was nothing but a fluke. But still...


The rest of the world knows that 07 was nothing but a fluke.


I'll take 3 Super Bowl titles, 5 AFC titles and 7 championship game appearances over 2 titles and 10 years of embarrassment.


So would you.

 

[black francis]

b-lakes get haircuts? i thought they just shaved it off or carved rapper names in the side of it

 

[fordman84]

B_lake i'm going to Dallas tomorrow


Thinking about trying out for the QB spot...

Just talked it over with everyone in Dallas, we don't want you here. Houston will take anyone though...

 

[Ron Burgundy]

The Yankees are one loss from the team you've been parading around as World Champs every June since any of us e-met you

Bucholz headed to the DL

We found Jon Lackey

Start making sense

Please refer to them as "The First Place Red Sox" and "The Second Place Yankees"

 

[Rock Strongo]

i have an ingrown hair on my belt line

like, contemplating home surgery kinda ingrown hair

painful as fuck to sit here

thats what this conversation is like

 

[Ron Burgundy]

RG3 is black in case you have forgotten....

It's a blatant lie that you claimed you'd never take a b_lake under center?

And now you're here humping Tebow...


it's a pretty simple leap in logic to make based on your track record.

It's your position...be a man, own it...defend it...

Yes, that is a BLATANT lie... I said I'd prefer Luck to RG3, stated why... And now your Paul Bunyon-like lying is now embellishing to "you'd never take a black under center"

Lie less...

Now I'm "humping Tebow" because I'm not throwing a pissing and shitting fit like you are over a 3rd string QB signing.

Try not to smash your keyboard over it.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

The Yankees are one loss from the team you've been parading around as World Champs every June since any of us e-met you

Bucholz headed to the DL

We found Jon Lackey

Start making sense

Lackey has had one bad start all year, he' s done

awesome

 

[BUCCS469]

i have an ingrown hair on my belt line

like, contemplating home surgery kinda ingrown hair

painful as fuck to sit here

thats what this conversation is like

your kinda gross

 

[Most Driven]

Just talked it over with everyone in Dallas, we don't want you here. Houston will take anyone though...

Hey I don't wanna be there anymore than you want me there!!

 

[gener8tr]

Cowboy just checked-in.

Looking forward to thoughts on Tebow...

 

[Most Driven]

Ok gym time


No more Tebow when I get back, so get it out of your systems

 

[BUCCS469]

Ok gym time


No more Tebow when I get back, so get it out of your systems

i skull fucked the jete out of tim tebow

 

[Zig]

I can't find anything saying Buch is heading to the DL

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Psssstttttt......


Blacks are too stupid to play QB.


"Yeah, tell me something I dont know"

 

[bgko11]

It's like trying to pull the tensioner on car's timing belt or something. The gun is so small acurracy isn't great to begin with, so this makes it very unreliable. But it's a neat little item (and portable).

I'll try the kit (both springs). It's like $20.00 or so on ebay.

Thanks.

EDIT - Slide spring is heavy as hell, too...

are you a for hire assassin?

 

[Zig]

i have an ingrown hair on my belt line

like, contemplating home surgery kinda ingrown hair

painful as fuck to sit here

thats what this conversation is like

I get those every once in a while. they suck

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

I dont have hair on my body so I dont have those kind of problems.

 

[Rock Strongo]

your kinda gross

dont forget dreamy

 

[Ron Burgundy]

I can't find anything saying Buch is heading to the DL

Neither can Dirt...


He told us two weeks ago that David Ortiz was going to the DL too...


Not having information will never stop Dirt from forming an opinion, telling a story and misinforming the group.