Dez Bryants helper monkey doesn't sit well with PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals)

[Manster7588]

Did what? Spanked your monkey? Me too!

You did not spank my monkey. My monkey is a one hand monkey, it doesn't cheat on me.

 

[Rock Strongo]

You did not spank my monkey. My monkey is a one hand monkey, it doesn't cheat on me.

 

[dkmightyhammer]

good lord man.

really?

Yup, they had a gaggle of PETA nuts outside my kids elementary school a few years ago with signs saying 'don't drink milk' and a guy in a cow costume handing out pamphlets to the kids. Disgusting, trying to convert little kids to their nutbaggery.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Yup, they had a gaggle of PETA nuts outside my kids elementary school a few years ago with signs saying 'don't drink milk' and a guy in a cow costume handing out pamphlets to the kids. Disgusting, trying to convert little kids to their nutbaggery.

no, i mean the other stuff.

 

[dkmightyhammer]

I agree that PETA people are nuts.

We're talking about a monkey. Not an animal bred to live with humans.

Pet monkey life:


Wild Monkey life:


Ghetto monkey life:

 

[Rock Strongo]

animals in captivity generally live far shorter lives than in the wild.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

 

[jarntt]

You're an idiot if you really think that

What is this based on? I'd imagine anyone with a monkey would care enough and have enough money to pamper the shit out of the little bastard...

 

[jarntt]

animals in captivity generally live far shorter lives than in the wild.

Cecil the lion begs to differ...j/k

 

[geezer]

Peta is one of the most worthless useless bunch of whacko's that have ever been whacked! They would gladly outlaw hunting and fishing. How stupid do you have to be? Vegetarians? Do you self righteous sucks realize plants feel pain also? So do insects. And I would bet if you looked at the grill of typical peta empty head's car, you would find poor little butterflys dying a slow death maimed and cooking on the radiator. If you don't like being on top of the food chain, then please go swimming with sharks.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Mmmm the monkey looks so tasty and delicious!!!!

 

[Manster7588]

Mmmm the monkey looks so tasty and delicious!!!!

Monkey brains are the best part.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Monkey brains are the best part.

"Dessert!"
"What's for dessert?"
"Chilled monkey brains!"
*SLURP*
*passes out*