Tharvot
Crusader for Truthiness
His official first statement:
"Please let us in PAC-12. I know you want nothing to do with the University of Oklahoma by itself, but I will do everything in my power to make Texas want to quit the Big 12.....and then maybe you might take us as package deal. Screw the other Big 12 schools, OU deserves to be in the PAC-12."
I think he then created a homemade PAC-14 logo and silkscreened a t-shirt to wear at the press conference.
#bestinterestofbig12schools??
Kansas might fit in there somewhere too. #hoops