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Dave Bolland likes the Canucks

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especially the Sedin "sisters":

When asked if they would still be sisters if they became members of the Blackhawks, Bolland's answer was blunt.

"Well, they'll never become Hawks," he said. "I don't think we'd let them on our team. We'd be sure not to let them on our team. And, yeah, they probably still would be sisters. I think they might sleep in bunk beds. The older one has the bottom one, the younger one got the top."

And he describes Vancouver fans as weirdos:

When asked what players do with their spare time when on the road, the Blackhawks forward said he tries to stay close to his hotel room when the team is in Vancouver.

"There's a lot of weirdos there," he said. "You don't want to be out there too long."

Blackhawks' Bolland rips Sedin 'sisters' on radio talk show
 

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its getting interesting


since then theres been some good jawing

#Canucks Coach Vigneault on Dave Bolland: "Bolland has an IQ the size of a bird seed and a face only a mother can love."

Bieksa's entry: "If it wasn't for the twins, I don't think anyone would hear about Dave Bolland."

Bieksa (cont on Bolland): "If he doesn't want them on his team, he's crazy. But it's probably b/c he'd be out of a roster spot"

Burrows just called Bolland embarrassing and pathetic
 

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When's the next game between these two? Oh, it's Jan 31st, 2012 in Weirdoville (lol)
 

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good lord ... :L lol

If the Sedins ever needed fuel for Bolland retribution, there's always this:
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Chicago hasn't played Vancouver in a month, and won't play them for another 6 weeks - and yet he's chirping the Canucks.
so..... who is in who's head, exactly?

the dragon's been slayed, shut the fuck up and play the game.



/Bieksa wins the joust, btw.
 

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I think I'm going to try to get tickets for the January 31st game...
 

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mooger is already prepping the GNT thread titled best rivalry in hockey

lol
 

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The jerk store called and they're running out of Dave Bolland #AVinsults
 

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Dave Bolland is so dumb it takes him 20 minutes to cook minute rice. #AVinsults
 

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Wow, that wasn't even remotely funny. If you are going to call out a rival teams players you had better come with something better than that.

Weak Bolland, totally weak.
 

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As a fellow hater, I appreciate Bolland's strangely timed and pointless hating, but I am disappointed by his poorly crafted sixth grade level smack. Me and Recchi will have to have a chat with him at our next Hater's Roundtable.
 

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i listened to the interview. it sounded like the radio station had a laugh track. it was pretty sad. but I love the rivalry
 

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interesting stuff from Gillis

Mike Milbury has a schitck he’s honing, but Ron MacLean lacks credibility, Canucks GM Mike Gillis said on Wednesday on the TEAM 1040.
The conversation touched upon several subjects and here’s a sample:

Shots from MacLean and Milbury on HNIC Saturday criticizing several Canucks: “I played with Mike, I know Mike quite well,” Gillis said. “Mike has decided that this is the way he is going to establish his brand. That’s fine.
“With respect to Ron, I don’t know how you can be credible and continue with this. Everyone saw what happened with Alex [Burrows] and the official [Stephane Auger] that time. Ron’s maintained a position that’s untenable in my eyes. You look at the video and you look at what happened and how it played out – sometimes officials make mistakes … you cannot take the position that every official is infallible and above everybody else.”

Dave Bolland dissing the Sedins: It reminded him of when he was traded to Boston, back when Stan Jonathan and Terry O’Reilly, among other toughies, played for the Big Bads.
“Harry Sinden said to me, the toughest player on our team is Jean Ratelle, because Jean Ratelle goes into the corner and gets the puck against anybody,” Gillis said. “When I look at Daniel and Henrik, Jean Ratelle is a Hall of Fame player and one of the greatest people I ever met. They’re the closest thing I’ve ever seen to a player like Jean Ratelle.
“If someone wants to take a shot at them after all they’ve accomplished, especially over the last three years, it rings hollow in my ears. I played on a line with Jean Ratelle, I know how good he was, and I don’t think he had one five-minute major in 22 years. He was considered a great player and that’s what these guys are.”

Whether Kevin Bieksa was joking when he claimed Chris Neil had a get-out-of-jail-free card because he was buddies with one of the refs: “I haven’t talked to Kevin about that, if he was kidding around or not. I doubt that happened. But maybe it did. I don’t know about it.”
-term.”
... on this last point Bieksa maintains that was actually said to him by the ref during the game
 
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