Create a Hockey Team Based On SportsHoopla Personalities

[SuperFlyer13]

Brrrrrrr!

Your cup will keep you warm..

 

[KillerVee]

Your cup will keep you warm..

Oh I forgot about those. True story, one time I took a skate to the vagina. It really hurt. Our parts hurt too, you know...

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[BlueandWhiteForever]

 

[filosofy29]

Has the game started?....Fuck it.....I'm dropping the gloves anyway...

We're trying to get your kind out of hockey.

 

[IPostedWhat]

We're trying to get your kind out of hockey.

Iowans?

 

[pixburgher66]

Rit-46-Eloco: solid first line, lots of finesse, great on the powerplay...just...be careful in the postseason.
Sly-BTM-Dash: Secondary scoring abounds...but don't think they won't hit you in the chops.
DS-Sbb-Dare: Best third line in the biz, ya dig?
SF-4706-Biz: The...uh...Flyer line I suppose? Truculence abounds, with enough scoring touch to make this line dangerous at all times.
Defense
Auto-WW88: They're Wings fans, come on now.
IPW-SabresSouth: IPW is the workhorse of the pair, but their fan-dom leads to great chemistry.
Comeds-43: Because they're solid people...that's why.

Goal
Vee- Because every team needs a Julie "The Cat" Gaffney
Clarky- Been watching Marty do his thing for years...

Coaching staff:
Boss-Head Coach
Nas- Assistant
Bolts-Assistant
Phaith-GM
Me-Trainer

And that's that.

 

[flyersfan4706]

I MADE A TEAM

 

[filosofy29]

Rit-46-Eloco: solid first line, lots of finesse, great on the powerplay...just...be careful in the postseason.
Sly-BTM-Dash: Secondary scoring abounds...but don't think they won't hit you in the chops.
DS-Sbb-Dare: Best third line in the biz, ya dig?
SF-4706-Biz: The...uh...Flyer line I suppose? Truculence abounds, with enough scoring touch to make this line dangerous at all times.
Defense
Auto-WW88: They're Wings fans, come on now.
IPW-SabresSouth: IPW is the workhorse of the pair, but their fan-dom leads to great chemistry.
Comeds-43: Because they're solid people...that's why.

Goal
Vee- Because every team needs a Julie "The Cat" Gaffney
Clarky- Been watching Marty do his thing for years...

Coaching staff:
Boss-Head Coach
Nas- Assistant
Bolts-Assistant
Phaith-GM
Me-Trainer

And that's that.

Clarky, you sleep with your sister in law???

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I MADE A TEAM

Ooo! Give it! Give it!

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

Rit-46-Eloco: solid first line, lots of finesse, great on the powerplay...just...be careful in the postseason.
Sly-BTM-Dash: Secondary scoring abounds...but don't think they won't hit you in the chops.
DS-Sbb-Dare: Best third line in the biz, ya dig?
SF-4706-Biz: The...uh...Flyer line I suppose? Truculence abounds, with enough scoring touch to make this line dangerous at all times.
Defense
Auto-WW88: They're Wings fans, come on now.
IPW-SabresSouth: IPW is the workhorse of the pair, but their fan-dom leads to great chemistry.
Comeds-43: Because they're solid people...that's why.

Goal
Vee- Because every team needs a Julie "The Cat" Gaffney
Clarky- Been watching Marty do his thing for years...

Coaching staff:
Boss-Head Coach
Nas- Assistant
Bolts-Assistant
Phaith-GM
Me-Trainer

And that's that.

Things could get ugly here. I don't fear change...

 

[forty_three]

Rit-46-Eloco: solid first line, lots of finesse, great on the powerplay...just...be careful in the postseason.
Sly-BTM-Dash: Secondary scoring abounds...but don't think they won't hit you in the chops.
DS-Sbb-Dare: Best third line in the biz, ya dig?
SF-4706-Biz: The...uh...Flyer line I suppose? Truculence abounds, with enough scoring touch to make this line dangerous at all times.
Defense
Auto-WW88: They're Wings fans, come on now.
IPW-SabresSouth: IPW is the workhorse of the pair, but their fan-dom leads to great chemistry.
Comeds-43: Because they're solid people...that's why.

Goal
Vee- Because every team needs a Julie "The Cat" Gaffney
Clarky- Been watching Marty do his thing for years...

Coaching staff:
Boss-Head Coach
Nas- Assistant
Bolts-Assistant
Phaith-GM
Me-Trainer

And that's that.

Someone has clearly never seen me skate backwards.

 

[pixburgher66]

I MADE A TEAM

You're the Mike Eruzione of the SportsHoopla Leagues.

 

[4thstreet]

Rit-46-Eloco: solid first line, lots of finesse, great on the powerplay...just...be careful in the postseason.
Sly-BTM-Dash: Secondary scoring abounds...but don't think they won't hit you in the chops.
DS-Sbb-Dare: Best third line in the biz, ya dig?
SF-4706-Biz: The...uh...Flyer line I suppose? Truculence abounds, with enough scoring touch to make this line dangerous at all times.
Defense
Auto-WW88: They're Wings fans, come on now.
IPW-SabresSouth: IPW is the workhorse of the pair, but their fan-dom leads to great chemistry.
Comeds-43: Because they're solid people...that's why.

Goal
Vee- Because every team needs a Julie "The Cat" Gaffney
Clarky- Been watching Marty do his thing for years...

Coaching staff:
Boss-Head Coach
Nas- Assistant
Bolts-Assistant
Phaith-GM
Me-Trainer

And that's that.

You put a "bandwagoner" on your so called Flyers line?
WTF??
I hate to nitpick,but this just isn't right.
Tox?Reconn?Phillyfaithful?

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

You put a "bandwagoner" on your so called Flyers line?
WTF??
I hate to nitpick,but this just isn't right.
Tox?Reconn?Phillyfaithful?

The fact that it contains anyone besides flyers fans offends me. We are the only ones that matter right?

 

[ritari330]

I need to know what our uniforms look like...

You wear:

Rest of us wear dresses and skate in heels

 

[johnnytata]

Dash - Puckhead - Jstew (my all canadian, hockey smarts line)
46&2 - Ritari - eloco (they hail from a high scoring system... well did)
Dabolt - Bizzle - WW88 (just throwing shit at the wall to see if it sticks with this one)
SuperFlyer - Tox - Sly (this is the damage inc. line)

Auto - JohnnyTata (my vulgar in your face pairing)
Darkstone - BostonAJ (DS played Rugby, and AJ is a Bruins fan. 'Nuff said)
Lasgo - Dspice (maybe they can summon their inner Pronger)

Mattola (twas a no brainer)
Fortythree (in case Matt decides to model his game after Luongo )

Bossman as coach. Pix as the head team physician.

I wasn't real elaborate with my reasoning. Oh well.

Motherfuck yeah. Better don't fuckin come in my crease (that's what she said).

Auto and i will fuckin crush you so hard you'll puke shit and shit puke. Watch your fuckin backs jacks, i aint afraid to put a crosscheck in your teeth while i vandalize your soul, send you crawling back to the bench spitting out molars and splinters. Come fuckin get some motherfuckers.

 

[dare2be]

Someone has clearly never seen me skate backwards.

Yeah, pix, thanks for putting me on the left wing, as I can't skate backwards either.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

did you just call the 220 pound former linebacker a finesse player....YOU HAVE SEEN PICTURES EVEN!!!!!

 

[esls79]

My starting lineup

Maddog - Dup - Guns and Beer
Jokerzx - Derringer
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