Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

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How soon do we start calling Key Arena the Krak House and their fans Krak Heads?!?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

How soon do we start calling Key Arena the Krak House and their fans Krak Heads?!?

the crackheads are already all around the seattle center hood so how bout now?

 

[forty_three]

the crackheads are already all around the seattle center hood so how bout now?

I was thinking *looks at watch* "starting now"

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Um, is this happening?!?

Please no.

How soon do we start calling Key Arena the Krak House and their fans Krak Heads?!?

Oh that's good. I like that...

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

However I did read that there is some rumor their colors are going to be red and black (for a reason no one knows), found these....

I don't like them. They seem more how an Atlanta team should look given the Falcons than a seattle based team. I think the chest logo is alright, but I don't like how the red and white are at angles. It doesn't feel like a hockey jersey to me, seems like a hoodie at best.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Just saw this, numbering them from 1-11 from left to right, top to bottom... I like 4, 7, and 9.

7 being the best. #1 being the worst, ugliest thing I have seen.

 

[Judge Fudge]

There are rumors that the name has been chosen:

Report: Seattle Kraken believed to be name for NHL Seattle franchise

 

[forty_three]

I feel like this is Seattle's management group "leaking" a name to see the reaction.

Hopefully "Krak House" and "Krak Heads" is enough to kill the stupid name.

 

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I feel like this is Seattle's management group "leaking" a name to see the reaction.

Hopefully "Krak House" and "Krak Heads" is enough to kill the stupid name.

You mean there's still a chance for Bitch Pigeons?!?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I feel like this is Seattle's management group "leaking" a name to see the reaction.

Hopefully "Krak House" and "Krak Heads" is enough to kill the stupid name.

yah thats what they were discussing today in the cesspool. And the fact that the “story” drops the name sockeyes secondarily and goes on about a price that will be paid for the trademark (much like was talked about re the vegas knights with london knights and that branch of the us military that im forgetting - lol)

its as if they want to hear the public say ... SOCKEYES IS MUCH BETTER !!!

 

[forty_three]

SOCKEYES IS MUCH BETTER !!!

Moderately better. And Totems is better than Sockeyes but still stupid.

I am still hoping for Metros or Thunderbirds.



And of course, bitch pigeons.

 

[TheDayMan]

However I did read that there is some rumor their colors are going to be red and black (for a reason no one knows), found these....

I don't like them. They seem more how an Atlanta team should look given the Falcons than a seattle based team. I think the chest logo is alright, but I don't like how the red and white are at angles. It doesn't feel like a hockey jersey to me, seems like a hoodie at best.

Firstly, what the fuck? Secondly, I’ll agree not to throw a fit over red and black if they go with that logo, and we don’t have to be the lame ass fucking kraken.

 

[Mofo]

I feel like this is Seattle's management group "leaking" a name to see the reaction.

Maybe. It wouldn't be the first time. I can remember when Abe Pollin launched a fakey contest to pick the new name for the Washington Bullets. A bunch of unpopular names were floated as "choices" before Pollin announced, without giving the results, that "Wizards" had won.

Hopefully "Krak House" and "Krak Heads" is enough to kill the stupid name.

LOL. Now I want it to succeed.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[wazzu31]

Does Liam Neisen get the PA announcer?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Maybe. It wouldn't be the first time. I can remember when Abe Pollin launched a fakey contest to pick the new name for the Washington Bullets. A bunch of unpopular names were floated as "choices" before Pollin announced, without giving the results, that "Wizards" had won.

LOL. Now I want it to succeed.

I'll always love the fact that Pollin changed the name from Bullets not because Washington was a haven for gun crimes (which it was) but because one guy got shot half way around the world and in order to be more "PC" came up with a name that people immediately linked with the KKK. Brilliant, that is.

 

[Groo]

 

[Groo]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

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I think it will be great to make a weekend trip via the Victoria Clipper to attend a Seattle Kraken game along with either a Mariners or Seahawks game. The best part is my wife mentioned this without any prompting by me lol