Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

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I can't remember if it was PNC Park or PPG Paints but they used to card everybody. I literally saw a guy that was probably 70 years old getting carded

I consider it a compliment.

 

[thedddd]

The blow pen did it again.

 

[dare2be]

The blow pen did it again.

Only the Pirates can allow only 3 hits and still lose.

 

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It would be better if no one attended those games and walked out after Skenes was done.

 

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BLOWPEN ALERT! @esls79

 

[dare2be]

I'll bet the Poorats would have a winning record if every game ended after 5 innings.

 

[thedddd]

And lead the league in blown leads by their bullpen.

 

[dare2be]

^ How is the Blowpen ERA lower than the SP ERA?

And based on their current record, they are on pace for 54-108.

 

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At least they aren't the Rockies.

Speaking of Colorado how can you only have managed to win six games so far? I would think a team full of nine chimpanzees in uniforms would have found a way to have won six games by now.

 

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At least they aren't the Rockies.

Speaking of Colorado how can you only have managed to win six games so far? I would think a team full of nine chimpanzees in uniforms would have found a way to have won six games by now.

 

[thedddd]

^ How is the Blowpen ERA lower than the SP ERA?

And based on their current record, they are on pace for 54-108.

My only guess Keller, Falter and the guy whose name starts with ML that has like 17,000 letters including a Z in his last name all suck as starters.
Then Santana and Lawrence have good relief pitching ERA's.

 

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[thedddd]

Good news.

Fan Who Fell 21 Feet Onto Field At PNC Park Takes First Steps, Battles Broken Neck (UPDATE)

The young man who fell 21 feet from the bleachers onto the warning track at PNC Park during a Pirates game is now walking—but his injuries remain severe, and his family says the fight is far from over.Kavan Markwood, who tumbled from the C…

dailyvoice.com

 

[thedddd]

The Pirates have 4 hitters in the lineup batting under .150 with Skenes starting. Seriously what is the point.
If I was Skenes I would start tossing gopher balls to the hitters.

 

[thedddd]

Pirates should sign him immediately.

 

[thedddd]

^ As for the fan he probably enjoyed that as it was less painful than watching the Pirates play.

 

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LOL

 

[dare2be]

Pirates continue to outdo themselves in pathetic displays.