Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[thedddd]

Naturally Cody Glass scores.

 

[thedddd]

Where has this Tristan Jarry been the last 3 years?

 

[dash]

What a great pic lol

 

[thedddd]

Malkin knows how to tank. The rest of the team is actually trying.

 

[dash]

Malkin knows how to tank. The rest of the team is actually trying.

All of a sudden, the Pens are only four points out of the 2nd wildcard spot. Yes, they have played more games than the teams around them, but it's still too early to write them off altogether.

 

[forty_three]

Tristan Jarry is a superhero.

 

[thedddd]

Tristan Jarry is a superhero.

He has to be on performance enhancing drugs. There is no way in reality he is this good.

 

[thedddd]

Another Russian goalie in the works.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Where has this Tristan Jarry been the last 3 years?

Um, have you noticed how weak his glove side is? He's garbage

 

[thedddd]

Um, have you noticed how weak his glove side is? He's garbage

He is hot garbage. It is hilarious he is actually playing well now. It will last a few more games then be gone.

 

[thedddd]

This will make @scoutyjones2 day.

Mike Sullivan Wants To Remain With Penguins Long-Term

Penguins head coach Mike Sullivan has no intention of leaving team. Read more at Pro Hockey Rumors.

www.prohockeyrumors.com

 

[thedddd]

Congrats to Koppanen getting his first NHL goal.

 

[thedddd]

Penguins are coming back to reality in the 3rd period.

 

[thedddd]

At least some entertainment in Pittsburgh will improve. Owners of Dollywood are buying Kennywood.

Kennywood, Idlewild and Sandcastle to be sold to new company

Madrid-based Parques Reunidos has agreed to sell the parks to Herschend.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[dash]

Love seeing guys passing goober Wayne Gretzky...

 

[thedddd]

The Pirates are destined to NEVER have anything nice.

Pirates Skipping Jared Jones' Start Due To Elbow Discomfort

The Pirates are skipping right-hander Jared Jones' next start due to discomfort in his right elbow. Get more details at MLB Trade Rumors.

www.mlbtraderumors.com

And it could be said, THIS is why they should have paid to build up their offense as you can't rely on pitchers to stay healthy.

 

[thedddd]

I think it is either time to shut it down or hire proper security.

Today

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Downtown. Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller is an employee and said that a woman came in with a large bag, put a bunch of stuff in and walked out the store.

bsky.app

Yesterday

Pittsburgh Scanner (@pghscanner.bsky.social)

Congratulations to the downtown CVS on Fifth Ave for getting shoplifted 5 times today, including just now.

bsky.app

 

[thedddd]

Aaron Rodgers Visits Steelers

Aaron Rodgers is visiting the Steelers' facility on Friday. More at Pro Football Rumors.

www.profootballrumors.com

 

[forty_three]

Tristan Jarry better stop being a superhero tonight.

 

[thedddd]

Tristan Jarry better stop being a superhero tonight.

No worries reality hit last game. He will give up a goal on the first shot.