Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

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One of the tokens is a duck representing Steelers legend Devlin 'Duck' Hodges.

 

[dare2be]

I want this as my token.

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[sbb122]

One of the tokens is a duck representing Steelers legend Devlin 'Duck' Hodges.

It’s gotta be wounded though

 

[forty_three]

There is no such thing as a free parking space. It is replaced with a construction barrel and a pothole.

 

[thedddd]

Another token will be a kitchen chair used as a parking spot holder on the southside.

 

[thedddd]

If you are not from Pittsburgh, this one might be hard to explain but they will need to incorporate the beltways.

Pittsburgh’s Belt System: “The Perfect Accessory”

For drivers accustomed to straight east-west and north-south roads laid out like grid work, the streets in and around Pittsburgh can pose confusing navigational problems. Due […]

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Yeah they are literally routes around the city that uses side roads since the highways just flat out suck.

 

[thedddd]

The other item on monopoly, yes Pittsburgh has streets on paper only. They are steps up the side of the steep hills.
WIth that said the Jeeps with punisher logo's probably drive on them.

Pittsburgh’s City Steps

Pittsburgh is a city like no other for many reasons; one of which is our terrain. Our hilly—and in some cases mountainous—peaks as well as our […]

popularpittsburgh.com

 

[dare2be]

Take a ride on the Incline. Lose a turn.

I wish I had time to build more Monopoly images.

 

[dash]

PNC Park Place is a no-brainer.

 

[thedddd]

A chance card will read: "Drive through Fort Pitt Tunnel but are in the wrong lane. Lose a turn".

 

[dash]

A chance card will read: "Drive through Fort Pitt Tunnel but are in the wrong lane. Lose a turn".

I read that initially as Forfeit Tunnel

 

[dare2be]

I read that initially as Forfeit Tunnel

Sure, you're about to forfeit your valuable time.

 

[thedddd]

3-0 Devils 7 minutes in. Jarry is looking bad, very bad tonight. But I blame him for the early deficit.

 

[sbb122]

Great start in Pittsburgh!!!

 

[thedddd]

Seeing the empty arena due to all the folks leaving early I have another chance card for Pittsburgh Monopoly.

"Leaving a Penguins or Steelers game early to beat the traffic. Lose a turn"
and
"Attending a Pirates game. Lose a turn"

 

[dash]

Seeing the empty arena due to all the folks leaving early I have another chance card for Pittsburgh Monopoly.

"Leaving a Penguins or Steelers game early to beat the traffic. Lose a turn"
and
"Attending a Pirates game. Lose a turn"

I see John Marino was -4 on the night - That's okay kid, Nik Lidstrom was -4 one game as well.

 

[scoutyjones2]

3-0 Devils 7 minutes in. Jarry is looking bad, very bad tonight. But I blame him for the early deficit. View attachment 290085

Then you didn't watch that game...

 

[thedddd]

I see John Marino was -4 on the night - That's okay kid, Nik Lidstrom was -4 one game as well.

Oh they were brutal tonight.
Even worse the top nine players like Rodrigues, Hienen and Kapanen look lost out there most shifts. None can play with Malkin.

 

[thedddd]

Then you didn't watch that game...

Huh? Those first three goals were brutal.

Maybe #3 he was left alone but mainly that second one is something he needs to stop.

 

[dare2be]

Watching that game was a bit Jarry.