Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[sbb122]

Penguins reach settlement with ex-minor-league coach, wife over sexual assault allegations
https://theathletic.com/news/pengui...over-sexual-assault-allegations/VITD9KsriTBF/


Looks like they didn’t want any part of a lawsuit

 

[forty_three]

Penguins reach settlement with ex-minor-league coach, wife over sexual assault allegations
https://theathletic.com/news/pengui...over-sexual-assault-allegations/VITD9KsriTBF/


Looks like they didn’t want any part of a lawsuit

How much money did Guerin throw in to make it go away?

 

[thedddd]

How much money did Guerin throw in to make it go away?

Oh I guarantee Lemieux and Berkle took care of Guerin in this case.

I just hope Guerin is, at least, is relived of his duties as the GM of the US men's team. Because we all know no one will push him to resign as the Wild GM.

 

[thedddd]

As for Clark Donatelli:

How the year started:

Krefeld penguins bring US coach Clark Donatelli

display Krefeld (dpa / lnw) - The Krefeld Penguins from the German Ice Hockey League have appointed Clark Donatelli as their new head coach. As always, the penguins did not announce on Thursday how long Donatelli's contract with the currently worst team in the league is endowed. Due to the...

www.tellerreport.com

How it ended:

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With that said I thought it was pretty much known he was the guilty party earlier this year. How didn't this team in Germany know?

 

[sbb122]

As for Clark Donatelli:

How the year started:

Krefeld penguins bring US coach Clark Donatelli

display Krefeld (dpa / lnw) - The Krefeld Penguins from the German Ice Hockey League have appointed Clark Donatelli as their new head coach. As always, the penguins did not announce on Thursday how long Donatelli's contract with the currently worst team in the league is endowed. Due to the...

www.tellerreport.com

How it ended:

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With that said I thought it was pretty much known he was the guilty party earlier this year. How didn't this team in Germany know?

Maybe this guy was the GM lol

 

[dare2be]

Just in case you need to wash down that sandwich with fries on it.

National Pickle Day is approaching.

 

[wings-pens2166]

Just in case you need to wash down that sandwich with fries on it.

National Pickle Day is approaching.

Pickles?

 

[thedddd]

Just in case you need to wash down that sandwich with fries on it.

National Pickle Day is approaching.

I like pickles...

(say this in the turtle kid voice)

 

[thedddd]

Pickles?

This GIF can be used as a metaphor for the Penguins OT/Shootout.

 

[wings-pens2166]

This GIF can be used as a metaphor for the Penguins OT/Shootout.

Funny you say that, because when I posted it I was also thinking “just what the Pens did against the Wild too”

 

[forty_three]

Just in case you need to wash down that sandwich with fries on it.

National Pickle Day is approaching.

Heinz genuine dill pickles are one food that originated in Pittsburgh that I like.

I enjoyed the Heinz exhibit at the history center, mainly for the pickle history.


I haven't tried putting french fries on them

 

[thedddd]

Heinz genuine dill pickles are one food that originated in Pittsburgh that I like.

I enjoyed the Heinz exhibit at the history center, mainly for the pickle history.


I haven't tried putting french fries on them

Worst case you can have deep-fried pickles or brine the fries in pickle juice before adding them to the sandwich.

 

[puckhead]

one of my favourite all time jokes


Man comes home early from the pickle factory, all sad and dejected.
Wife says "what's wrong dear?"
Man says "I got fired from the pickle factory today"
"Oh my goodness, what happened"
"Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but for as long as I have worked there, I have had this unbreakable urge to stick my penis into the pickle slicer"
"Oh my god, that is odd. but...... are you OK?"
"Sure, I'm fine"
"and, what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, she got fired, too"

 

[wings-pens2166]

Fuck (yeah) Jeff Carter

 

[thedddd]

Human Side: Penguins Goalie Domingue Lacked Effort, Lost Motivation, Belief Before Pens Call

It’s not often that a player gobsmacks the media with a brutally honest tale. New Pittsburgh Penguins netminder Louis Domingue opened the vault on Wednesday afternoon, and the resulting story of adversity and struggles left even the experienced writers a bit speechless. Usually, a chat with a...

pittsburghhockeynow.com

Missed this until now. Interesting take on being stuck on the year long taxi squad.

 

[sbb122]

What a terrible team these shitbags are

 

[thedddd]

What a terrible team these shitbags are

They waited until being down by 5 to show up.

Maybe, just maybe, this will be the end of DeSmith as a backup goalie.

 

[sbb122]

They waited until being down by 5 to show up.

Maybe, just maybe, this will be the end of DeSmith as a backup goalie.

He is brutal. I turned it off on whatever goal it was that
A. Was responsible for my post and
B. Letang chased somebody out to the blue line and was 60 feet from the net when the puck went in.

 

[thedddd]

After the Steelers shitshow, we get the encore with this Penguins team.
What a Sunday!

 

[dash]

After the Steelers shitshow, we get the encore with this Penguins team.
What a Sunday!

Crosby sums up Pittsburgh sports fans this day.