Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[dash]

If I recall correctly, the Flames had a trade essentially completed for Zucker before the Wild pulled out at the last minute. Sometimes the best trades are the ones you don't make.

 

[forty_three]

Jack has black mail on GMJR... Has to

Better yet, he has the face of the franchise advocating for him. No way GMJR would ever say no to Sid.

 

[puckhead]

they can trade a bunch of players with Nashville

 

[forty_three]

they can trade a bunch of players with Nashville

I might honestly take a chance on Kyle Turris if we can convince them to retain some of that salary. We need an upgrade on Wennberg at 2C and Texier isn't ready quite yet.

 

[thedddd]

they can trade a bunch of players with Nashville

Yeah some of their contracts aren’t going to look good here in a year or two.

 

[thedddd]

Evgeni Malkin Undergoes Elbow Surgery

Yeah great excuse for sucking.

 

[thedddd]

Poulin, P-O, Legare & Riikola: What Penguins Can Expect Next Season

You need to get rid of some dinosaurs if you want to fill in with youth.
Side note glad Riikola is going to stay after being benched for JMFJ!

 

[thedddd]

Quoted from HOF GMJR:

Here’s my summary of this situation. Maybe Jack Johnson isn’t as good as I think he is. Maybe. But he’s not as bad as all of the anti-Jack Johnson people think he is. I’ll tell you what he is: He’s a solid, third-pairing defenseman if he’s playing with the right guy. He’s a player that I happen to really like and I think he’s a better player than a lot of people want to give him credit for.

Oh so that's what it is, he is paired with the wrong player.
First it was the coach, next it was his parents, and then the team and now it is the defensive pairing.

Jesus mother f**king christ it is everyone except the fact that JMFJ sucks.

 

[puckhead]

I’ll tell you what he is: He’s a solid, third-pairing defenseman if he’s playing with the right guy.

hilarious.

"He can be the worst defenseman dressed on any given night, provided he is protected by an above-average partner."

 

[forty_three]

Quoted from HOF GMJR:

Here’s my summary of this situation. Maybe Jack Johnson isn’t as good as I think he is. Maybe. But he’s not as bad as all of the anti-Jack Johnson people think he is. I’ll tell you what he is: He’s a solid, third-pairing defenseman if he’s playing with the right guy. He’s a player that I happen to really like and I think he’s a better player than a lot of people want to give him credit for.

Oh so that's what it is, he is paired with the wrong player.
First it was the coach, next it was his parents, and then the team and now it is the defensive pairing.

Jesus mother f**king christ it is everyone except the fact that JMFJ sucks.

IF HE NEEDS A BABYSITTER ON A THIRD PAIRING...

HE'S NOT AN NHL DEFENSEMAN

 

[thedddd]

Pittsburgh Penguins Sign Josh Maniscalco

If he doesn't have the comedy chops of Sebastian...pfft don't want him.

 

[forty_three]

Rutherford: 'Very, very good chance' Penguins trade Murray or Jarry

Yeah, that'll fix it.

 

[thedddd]

Rutherford: 'Very, very good chance' Penguins trade Murray or Jarry

Yeah, that'll fix it.

So that means Jarry is gone and JMFJ will still be on the roster.

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[thedddd]

Rutherford: 'Very, very good chance' Penguins trade Murray or Jarry

Yeah, that'll fix it.

Out of all the stupid trade scenarios that HOF GMJR could make, we get today.

Can't wait for the next few.

 

[dash]

 

[dare2be]

It's not like the Pens D hasn't already Reirden its ugly head.

 

[forty_three]

Time for Crosby to stand at the faceoff dot on the PP and one time pucks.

 

[dare2be]

Time for Crosby to stand at the faceoff dot on the PP and one time pucks.

Like his hero OV?