Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[sbb122]

Stay with me here, but what the Penguins need right now is...Phil Kessel.

 

[thedddd]

Will Rakell score tonight?

 

[esls79]

Will Rakell score tonight?

Wrong question - you need to ask if he will get a hat trick or only two goals.

 

[forty_three]

Didn't realize Babcock got a job already

 

[thedddd]

World Series here we come!

Pirates, Martín Pérez Agree To One-Year Deal

The Pirates and left-hander Martín Pérez are in agreement on a contract, pending a physical, per a report from Robert …

www.mlbtraderumors.com

 

[thedddd]

Didn't realize Babcock got a job already

The Wild are such dogshit this season they really could have planned this being his 1000th game, but nope. Typical NHL.

 

[dash]

The Wild are such dogshit this season they really could have planned this being his 1000th game, but nope. Typical NHL.

Yup, when you're trailing the Flames in the conference standings, you're not very good lol

 

[sbb122]

Fleury might end up in this game after all

 

[thedddd]

Yup, when you're trailing the Flames in the conference standings, you're not very good lol

And losing 3-0 to the Penguins.

 

[thedddd]

Annoys the crap out of me it took this long to give a young player top 6 minutes. And guess what a shocker Puustinen is playing real well.

 

[dash]

Fleury might end up in this game after all

Not if Lex Luthor has anything to say about it...

 

[thedddd]

This team sucks worse than the Wild.

 

[thedddd]

Will Rakell score tonight?

Nope

 

[sbb122]

 

[dash]

I hope he doesn't find Boris Valabik inside the Just One More Saloon.

 

[sbb122]

lol, flower can use a little help with the spaces before punctuation marks

 

[thedddd]

lol, flower can use a little help with the spaces before punctuation marks

We all know Rob's head is way too big to fit into a door now knowing he got a text from Fleury.

 

[dash]

lol, flower can use a little help with the spaces before punctuation marks

I think I've seen that format of texting previously, that looks like a Boring Sean Monahan text/tweet

 

[thedddd]

Pirates Re-Sign Andrew McCutchen

Andrew McCutchen said multiple times throughout the 2023 season that he didn't intend to play anywhere other than Pittsburgh for …

www.mlbtraderumors.com

Now what was the point of trading for Olivares if they knew McCutchen was coming back?

 

[thedddd]

This was trending on twitter and thought, oh crap the Pirates can't ever have anything nice.
Fully expected him to either be hurt or already traded away.