Comedy gold out of Edmonton

[KennyBanyeah]

I'm pretty sure that the Oiler PA just said they stand up for all kinds of evil and hate.

The UCP likes this.

 

[esls79]

Nurse is easily the worst contract in the league. This guy is LOL bad.

 

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Nurse is easily the worst contract in the league. This guy is LOL bad.

Meanwhile, Evan Bouchard is just lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Oh theyre so dumb lol

 

[puckhead]

Lol. Solid trolling right there

 

[dash]

Oh theyre so dumb lol

Thanks for calling Terry

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Lol. Solid trolling right there

Thanks for calling Terry

Hes called in and trolled before under the same name.

The kicker is “teri lun” translates from punjabi as (iirc) “your sisters dick”

 

[dash]

Draisaitl needs a new contract after the 2024-25 season (two years remaining on his current deal). I honestly don't think he sticks around Edmonton if the team hasn't won anything. Maybe I'm reading too much into his "Cup or bust" line, but I think he's gonzo.

 

[dash]

Maybe Tanbir will call in one day

 

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[BGDave]

Looking forward to seeing the 2 most dynamic players in hockey visit our barn tomorrow night. But more importantly, a standing O for Ekholm during the "thanks" video during the first period.

Gambling hint: they eat Nashville alive. Drai guaranteed for 4 goals. Take the over. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over.

And if you want to max out your parlay for sure Connor Brown gets 1+ points.

 

[dash]

Looking forward to seeing the 2 most dynamic players in hockey

Matthews and Nylander play for the Leafs and you know that

 

[dash]

I mean, on the one hand, that's not a great list of goaltenders below, but goaltenders also benefit from a team that plays good defense and has good structure and the Oilers are often a fire drill in their own zone.

 

[dash]

It's only two games, but the same problems are there:

1. Too much reliance on #97 and #29
2. Can't generate much offense 5-on-5 (i.e powerplay good, not on powerplay not so good).
3. Defense and goaltending still bad

 

[puckhead]

A fun thing about having my work computer have its home in Edmonton is that the news feed thinks I am there.

A sample of the headlines today:
- if Tyson Barrie can fix it, Darnell Nurse can fix it, right?
- Oilers already have goalie controversy

 

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Oilers already have goalie controversy

Nobody can play goal, what's the controversy?

 

[dash]

@thedddd you know what to do

 

[mattola]

@thedddd you know what to do

 

[dash]

Nobody can play goal, what's the controversy?

Woof!!