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Matty, remember that Canucks team photo several years ago that showed Luongo sitting by himself at the end of a couple off benches?!? You need to do one for the Oilers and McDavid.

:D

With Draisaitl just out of the picture?
 

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JONES: How do Edmonton Oilers lose to lowly Ottawa Senators?

answer: ride two hockey players for 27 minutes a night for two straight months, and have ZERO back-up when they inevitably get tired.
 

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One of the goalie gear for sale groups I am a member of just listed a Cam Talbot pro return blocker and catch glove from Edmonton.

The ad specified the glove was "barely used".

That struck me as funny.
 

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One of the goalie gear for sale groups I am a member of just listed a Cam Talbot pro return blocker and catch glove from Edmonton.

The ad specified the glove was "barely used".

That struck me as funny.

lol - Must have been from after that season he played 73 games for the Oilers.

/Let in 3 last night, but he was screened on all three and made some dandy saves to preserve the lead late in the 3rd period. Good confidence builder for Cam.
 

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Man, this is a pretty terrible hockey game being played in Edmonton tonight,
 

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Sabres playing their 3rd game in 4 nights (back-to-back) and no points for either McWonderful or Dr. Drai as the Sabres win 3-2 in OT.
 

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McLotteryball...

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Another one for the coffee table book...

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I thought I would add the live action video as well...

 

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McLotteryball...

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My son missed on a break away with a minute left in his game last night to tie it. He said he was going bar down but hit the goalie right in the shoulder lol. He was crushed.

Mcdavids flub and all the canucks missed breakaways last night seem like they all happened so they could be a teaching moment. Thanks nhlers :thumb:
 

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He is pointing at Calgary, which is where the closest museum is.
Nah, Edmonton is still the home of the “Museum of Crying like Fucking Babies About the Rest of the Country Stealing Your Oil Money”.

Calgary is home to the equally fascinating “Museum of Crying like Fucking Babies About the Rest of the Country Not Giving Us Enough Money When Oil Hits $5/barrel”, though.
 

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Nah, Edmonton is still the home of the “Museum of Crying like Fucking Babies About the Rest of the Country Stealing Your Oil Money”.

Calgary is home to the equally fascinating “Museum of Crying like Fucking Babies About the Rest of the Country Not Giving Us Enough Money When Oil Hits $5/barrel”, though.

On the plus side, we're keeping the marquee people hopping :D
 

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You know, I'm sensing a pattern with former and current Oilers coaches...

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