Comedy BRONZE out of Vancouver

[jstewismybastardson]

man do the canucks players ever sound loose these past couple of days as theyve been doing the media blitz

i think its attributable to this equation
0 expectations + 0 pressure + 1 communicative coach - 1 douchebag teammate = 23 smiling faces

 

[jstewismybastardson]

BAH GAWD!!!

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[puckhead]

‏@patersonjeff 30m
Dane Fox on skating with #Canucks vets: 'I played against Kassian (in OHL). I was scared of him my whole career'

 

[KennyBanyeah]

‏@patersonjeff 30m
Dane Fox on skating with #Canucks vets: 'I played against Kassian (in OHL). I was scared of him my whole career'

Well duh Dane. You're gonna play against alot of people in a 15 year OHL career.

 

[puckhead]

you knew Botchford wouldn't let the Kesler 'media make stuff up" thing slide

Botchford: Bad eggs are gone, letting the Canucks breathe a little easier


I still can't fathom what an unbelievable fuck up tortorella was.
spoke to Burrows once all season.

 

[mattola]

wow.

 

[mattola]

Vancouver Canucks General Manager Jim Benning announced today that the Canucks have reduced their pre-season roster by three players.

The following players have been assigned to their junior clubs:

Kyle Pettit Centre Erie OHL
Mackenze Stewart Defence Prince Albert WHL
Evan McEneny Defence Kingston OHL

 

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[esls79]

^ I'd buy him a cranberry juice for his effort on that one

 

[puckhead]

 

[Swamp Dragon]

^ I'd buy him a cranberry juice for his effort on that one

Why can you tell he has a urinary tract infection just by looking at a picture???

 

[mattola]

what is circled I cant read it?

 

[puckhead]

what is circled I cant read it?

"Jordan Subban (the dark guy in the middle)"

Caption apparently came through from the photo service
Has since been removed

 

[mattola]

"Jordan Subban (the dark guy in the middle)"

Caption apparently came through from the photo service
Has since been removed

holy smokes

 

[dash]

Darren Pang thinks Jordan Subban played the white way last night...

 

[mattola]

Darren Pang thinks Jordan Subban played the white way last night...

holy jumpin

 

[IPostedWhat]

To make things worse, FB doesn't even get his name right. I guess they must look alike?

Because they're brothers, not being racist or anything.

And no, not "brothers" in the slang kind of way, but actual brothers that are family.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

in the cesspool, talking about going with 3 goalies ... sounding more and more like Lack will be the guy leaving town

 

[dash]

in the cesspool, talking about going with 3 goalies ... sounding more and more like Lack will be the guy leaving town

Do you really think somebody will pick up Markstrom if the Canucks put him on waivers?

 

[Cobiemonster]

Do you really think somebody will pick up Markstrom if the Canucks put him on waivers?

They need someone competent if one of those two guys get hurt, they'll be in the same predicament like last year with the goaltending - they need three goalies imo