Comedy BRONZE out of Vancouver

[jstewismybastardson]

Hopefully Frankie can get Lyft and Uber to help him deliver Jack

 

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anyways that son of a bitch dekey pete is making it very difficult for the canucks to end up with Jack Hughes ... FUCKER!!!

He's going to Edmonton

 

[jstewismybastardson]

hey remember when Mark Spector said a couple of weeks ago that dekey pete was too small to be an nhler?

good times ... good times indeed

 

[jstewismybastardson]

He's going to Edmonton

my alt right inspired conspiracy theory was that Scorevat was going with the canucks first pick for the first overall pick but it might just be the cloud of pot smoke hovering over the city after mid October

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[puckhead]

neat to see the 4 forwards with the empty net being

Boeser - 21
Horvat - 23
Virtanen - 22
Pstterson - 19





also, Avs are a pretty fucking hatable team again.

 

[mattola]

This is great

Check out @doods1484’s Tweet:

 

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Pettersson for the Hart?!?

 

[mooger_35]

Might be a tad early for that talk.

Kid’s good, but it is a LONG season.

 

[mattola]

Might be a tad early for that talk.

Kid’s good, but it is a LONG season.

No way this defense/goaltending allows playoffs

 

[forty_three]

No way this defense/goaltending allows playoffs

You need a goalie?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

No way this defense/goaltending allows playoffs

Counterpoint: Every team in the division can say that and they don't have Petterson.

Advantage: Canucks

 

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Counterpoint: Every team in the division can say that and they don't have Petterson.

Advantage: Canucks

John Gibson says come at me bro.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

John Gibson says come at me bro.

Still applies - my guess is he'll wear down big time when he faces shot #4000 by the 30th game of the season.

 

[dash]

Still applies - my guess is he'll wear down big time when he faces shot #4000 by the 30th game of the season.

Does some quick computations - The Ducks are allowing 130+ shots per game

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Does some quick computations - The Ducks are allowing 130+ shots per game

Ugh I must have miscarried a 0.

5000 shots by game 30. Randy forever.

 

[puckhead]

You need a goalie?

not aged 30+
not an "enigmatic" one
not one looking for a massive payday
not one that seems to have lost that certain something

we just waitin' on Thatcher

 

[mattola]

Counterpoint: Every team in the division can say that and they don't have Petterson.

Advantage: Canucks

Your counterpoint is a fairpoint.

 

[mattola]

You need a goalie?

You need an Eriksson.. he just scored. He's on a streak

 

[jstewismybastardson]