Comedians who just aren't funny. Who's yours?

[Indrid Cold]

Just read about how Pete Davidson delays his climax while banging Ariana Grande by imagining his father burning to death in one of the Twin Towers.

How edgy and hilarious!

Takes a lot to erase my sympathy for somebody who lost his pop in a terrorist attack, but he did that and more.

He only gets laughs through his freaky eyes and body and repeating lines over and over in a moronic monotone. And by laughs, I mean a few chuckles.

 

[broncosmitty]

His older stuff was good aka the Hot Pocket days. FYI he played football for Purdue

He played at Georgetown.

With my boy Jim Schwartz.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Just read about how Pete Davidson delays his climax while banging Ariana Grande by imagining his father burning to death in one of the Twin Towers.

How edgy and hilarious!

Takes a lot to erase my sympathy for somebody who lost his pop in a terrorist attack, but he did that and more.

He only gets laughs through his freaky eyes and body and repeating lines over and over in a moronic monotone. And by laughs, I mean a few chuckles.

He looks like that and is banging Ariana Grande. Don’t criticize; learn

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I liked john stewart in Big Daddy

For some strange reason I liked him on The Larry Sanders Show..

And that memorable cameo in Steve Martin's Mixed Nuts

 

[PatsFan2003]

I actually have a lot of respect for Sandler. Sure, his movies kinda suck now, but he doesn’t give a shit. He keeps them family friendly and HE likes them. He has put himself in a position where he is a golden goose, so he makes sure he includes his family and he enjoys what he does. Fuck what anyone else likes/wants.

You gotta respect that.

It's a great country and he is certainly free to do what he wants with his time and money.


But he really isn't funny anymore.

 

[Indrid Cold]

He looks like that and is banging Ariana Grande. Don’t criticize; learn

You have one hell of a fucking point there....

 

[Comeds]

I respect him but whenever I hear a Carlin bit on Comedy Central radio it never makes me laugh or engages me.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

He played at Georgetown.

With my boy Jim Schwartz.

You are drunk

 

[broncosmitty]

You are drunk

Yeah. But he was a Hoya with Da Schwartz.

I think he played at Purdue too though.


But, drank...

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Yeah. But he was a Hoya with Da Schwartz.

I think he played at Purdue too though.


But, drank...

He played at both Georgetown and Purdue? That sounds an awful lot like Dougplayer

 

[SDPaddlefish]

3 way tie. The worst is self proclaimed "comedienne" Samantha Bee. Never said a funny or witty thing in her life and, other than saying how much she hates Trump, Christians, and Americans, has no political insight whatsoever. Not to mention how she got fooled into flying to Russia to interview 2 hooded russians who said that they interfered with the 2016 election. Her hatred of Americans is quite palpable but pleasing to Hollywood/NYC liberals who nominated her despicable show for an emmy.

Kathy Griffen. Too obvious for words.

Michelle Wolf. Totally bombed at the correspondents' dinner. No wit or humor, just hatred of Trump, Christians, and Americans.

 

[broncosmitty]

He played at both Georgetown and Purdue? That sounds an awful lot like Dougplayer

If it wasn't for Jamie Morris....

 

[Schmoopy1000]

I'm not a fan but Click and 50 First Dates I watch any time they come on.

Well Kate Beckinsale is..... Well. Kate Beckinsale!!!

 

[Mebert]

lolzzz I thought that was Frazier's dad!

I know this will make a lot of people not give his stuff a shot, but he was the head writer of SNL for years.
Anyway, I think his stand up is hilarious.

Funniest Comedian I saw live: Anthony Jeselnik.
Current Favorite Comedian: Dan Cummins. I do prefer his earlier stuff though.

 

[DarthVedder]

Carlos Mencia

 

[BigFin]

My faves:

Norm MacDonald
Kevin Nealon
Dave Attell
Anthony Jeselnik
Zach Galifianakis
Dave Chappelle
Jerry Seinfeld

 

[chf]

Carlos Mencia

His stolen jokes are funny as hell.

 

[chf]

Her hatred of Americans is quite palpable

I know, right, so palpable, she became one.

 

[SDPaddlefish]

I know, right, so palpable, she became one.

At least you haven't claimed that Bee is funny, witty, insightful or intelligent. On the other hand, she certainly understands liberals and her hate-filled audience.

The "Full Frontal With Samantha Bee" comedian created "This Is Not a Game: The Game" to lure Americans to the polls with a cash prize after learning only 54 percent of her viewer audience is registered to vote.

“I’m out of ideas, and Americans never vote,” she said Wednesday. “And, honestly, they probably won’t vote unless we pay them. I have an idea! I’m gonna gamify the midterms!”

 

[chf]

Oh I know, how the fuck could someone encourage people to VOTE, unless they hated the country???

Heh.

(insert pound head on desk emoji here)