Coffee talk

[kenyg54]

I feel ya bro, I feel ya

You've been felt by McDizzle

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

You've been felt by McDizzle

it's a special kind of feel


one you can't buy in a store

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

Thought this was too awesome not to post

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

^^ I know this firsthand, lol.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show at the Crown Casino.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting!

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?"

"What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to personally apologise, when the blonde yells -

"You stay out of this!! I'm talking to that little idiot on your lap!!"

 

[Automattic]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show at the Crown Casino.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting!

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?"

"What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to personally apologise, when the blonde yells -

"You stay out of this!! I'm talking to that little idiot on your lap!!"

Your old man tell you that one? Oldie but a goodie right there!

 

[Automattic]

Santa is worn the fuck out.




This is a shout out to all parents!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Your old man tell you that one? Oldie but a goodie right there!

My old man IS an oldie AND a goodie.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Good morning everyone. Hope you all had a great Christmas.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

coffee


give me some God Damn coffee


now

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

wifey got me a sweeeeeeeeet Beats Solo headphone

gotta say...

Throw on Beatles "Love" (Cirque version) through those
It's like an orgy inside my head

 

[Lil Bizzle]

Before playing Kung Fu Panda on Kinect, be sure to stretch, don't wanna pull a hammy.

I think daddy pulled a groin.... that's 6-8 weeks on the kung fu shelf.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Before playing Kung Fu Panda on Kinect, be sure to stretch, don't wanna pull a hammy.

I think daddy pulled a groin.... that's 6-8 weeks on the kung fu shelf.

Well, your daddy doesn't have as much time to exercise anymore. As a matter of fact, he doesn't have time to do anything fun anymore now that he is a daddy. On top of working 5 days a week at the office, he's also YOUR personal chauffeur 24/7 (although it sounds like he's on workers comp for 6-8 weeks, lol). So for the next 13 years or so, you get to try out for and/or learn to play EVERYTHING!!! That list includes:

hockey, football, baseball, basket<yuk>ball, soccer<double yuk>, lacrosse, rugby, wrestling, go-cart/auto racing, golf, tennis, bowling, swimming, track and field, skiing (any type) and/or snowboarding, luge, bob-sledding, curling, horse shoes, billiards, figure skating, gymnastics, spelling bee, learning a musical instrument (guitars are cool. Ask for a vintage, that's one each, PRS, Gibson, Fender, Martin, Taylor, and so on),etc...

The list goes on. Isn't it GREAT being a kid!!! And your daddy has lots and lots of money so try everything.

Edit: I forgot, your daddy is also getting older. If his hair isn't already showing signs of grey, it will soon, along with male pattern baldness.

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

wifey got me a sweeeeeeeeet Beats Solo headphone

gotta say...

Throw on Beatles "Love" (Cirque version) through those
It's like an orgy inside my head

Lucky you, I just cannot bring myself to pay that much for headphones. I am very intrigued though. Might happen one day...on an impulse buy....at 3am....highly intoxicated

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Lucky you, I just cannot bring myself to pay that much for headphones. I am very intrigued though. Might happen one day...on an impulse buy....at 3am....highly intoxicated

nor can I

Hence the Christmas list.


She received a rather expensive camera she'd been talking about for a long time, so I didn't feel at all guilty about adding that to the list, either. lol

 

[Cricket]

After 13 hours in the car and 12 hours of sleep I think I can function again. What a weekend. As a side note after what I saw on the highway yesterday I think ya'll on the board are the only ones left up there.

 

[higgyfan4]

 

[puckhead]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Hot woman exercising in the kitchen = keeper

 

[puckhead]

Hot woman exercising in the kitchen = keeper

Buns of Veal.

no, wait....

 

[popeyecv64]

nite ya Hockey pukes --ya all have a nice sleeeps --ya hear me !!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

More fucking coffee please.