Coffee talk

[Bizzle McDizzle]

On a coupon section of the newspaper: "Have you seen me? Date missing: 08/15/85". Yeah, I think he's playing Santa Claus at the mall. Fuck, he's been missing for over 25 years, he's either dead or a handing out Werthers and telling kids to get off his lawn at this point.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

pfft

thats no big deal.
the vinyl is set on "ironic"
won't play unless you set your vintage hi-fi turntable past 33 1/3, past 45, alll the way over to the ironic setting.

MY turntable had an ironic setting long before it was popular.

My turntable burns up way too much coal when I set it on ironic.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

My turntable burns up way too much coal when I set it on ironic.

I've modifed mine to run on warm pisswater light beers
It's cheap and everywhere, and nobody like us is drinking it.


Won't run on PBR from a can or High Life, though. Causes the ironic sensors to overload.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Good call. Mine can also be mounted to a fixie and powered by good old fashioned leg strength.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Hipster or Homeless

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Darkstone42]

Hey Jeff, I think you should try Great Divide's Yeti Imperial Stout if you haven't already.

Also, Stone makes all kinds of delicious. I had their smoked porter recently, and I frequently pick up their IPA and pale ale. I'm also a fan of Sublimely Self-Righteous and Levitation. And, naturally, Vertical Epic is among the best beers in production, but it's very difficult to find.

Eddie, since you said you like porters, I recommend Alaskan Smoked Porter. Tasty tasty stuff.

Also, the cinnamon ale I brewed is just brown water. I've very sad about this.

 

[Automattic]

Whiskey, crunchy Cheetos, and a bologna sammich also kick ass.

 

[Darkstone42]

Whiskey, crunchy Cheetos, and a bologna sammich also kick ass.

Do not tempt me with lunch meat!


But I do have a full pumpkin cheesecake in my refrigerator, so, you know, be jealous and stuff.

 

[Automattic]

Do not tempt me with lunch meat!


But I do have a full pumpkin cheesecake in my refrigerator, so, you know, be jealous and stuff.

We have an extra pumpkin pie because every year somebody forgets to get whipped cream. Well, I went and bought a can and will fat by 9...

 

[Darkstone42]

We have an extra pumpkin pie because every year somebody forgets to get whipped cream. Well, I went and bought a can and will fat by 9...

You, sir, are a wise man.



Or something.

 

[Automattic]

We have an extra pumpkin pie because every year somebody forgets to get whipped cream. Well, I went and bought a can and will fat by 9...

Fuck it....WHO WANTS TO DO SOME WHIPPETS!!!



lolz

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Been camped out for hours, 1st in line. Crowds are light so I'm sure to score the best deals for Cyber Monday. Pepper spray ready if needed.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Fuck it....WHO WANTS TO DO SOME WHIPPETS!!!



lolz

Ummmmm

You do know that a Whippet is a breed of dog, right?

Hopefully you meant whip hits





Hopefully




Hopefully

 

[Automattic]

Don't get tangled in the interwebz!

 

[Automattic]

Ummmmm

You do know that a Whippet is a breed of dog, right?

Hopefully you meant whip hits





Hopefully




Hopefully

What if you do it on all fours?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Baby kittens, down pillows, velvet, fleece, flannel sheets, goose down, marshmallows, Canes Power Play
#ThingThatAreSoft

 

[Automattic]

Baby kittens, down pillows, velvet, fleece, flannel sheets, goose down, marshmallows, Canes Power Play
#ThingThatAreSoft

Bewbs?

 

[SLY]

Ugh, hockey schedule blows tonight. Guess I'll have to root for the Wild over TB.

 

[Automattic]

Ugh, hockey schedule blows tonight. Guess I'll have to root for the Wild over TB.

It'll either be crap or trap.