Coffee talk

[Eddie_Shack]

Arrogant Bastard is awesome. Awesome beer tap at bars as well. Flying Dog is a really good brand with awesome beer names as well. I bought a six pack of "Raging Bitch" IPA. Wasn't too shabby.

Beers | Flying Dog Brewery

Yup, there's a lot of Flying Dog at the stores up here, I liked that Raging Bitch a lot. If you ever get your hands on some Unibrouw, any type, pick it up. That stuff is tits.

 

[SLY]

Give me a good list of Stones and I'll go try some today, now that I think about it. I've got to run up to the lake and close up the cottage, and you can't do that without shotguns and beer. I've got a pimp of a store to hit up too, so I can usually get anything.

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Arrogant Bastard Ale is damn good. They have an "OAKED" version as well which is very good. Their Smoked Porter is also very good. If you're a stout person, they have a "Russian Imperial Stout" which is very awesome. This one is hard to find, and may actually not even be around, but the "Lukcy Bastard" is friggin awesome (yes that was spelled correctly).

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

There's something about a glass of Jack that just can't be beat, at least for the price. I'm usually a Jack and Coke guy, but I bet homemade ginger ale brewed out of ground up paupers is good too. Maybe with a nice cigar...

only if the cigar is hand rolled by naked phillipino women
and rolled in the tanned, leather skin of an albino ethiopinan missionary.

THOSE cigars kick ass

The cigars you get locally.
Shit.
taste like piss water.

 

[SLY]

There's something about a glass of Jack that just can't be beat, at least for the price. I'm usually a Jack and Coke guy, but I bet homemade ginger ale brewed out of ground up paupers is good too. Maybe with a nice cigar...

Bourbon and cigars are an amazing combination.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

how the fuck are you on the internet this much and not know honey badger

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[BigBlueNation111]

Morning gang,hope everyone is hanging in there after this loooong weekend.

 

[SLY]

how the fuck are you on the internet this much and not know honey badger

I am not a youtube surfer... Wtf did you just make me watch? That dude is gayer than a 3 dollar bill.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

They sell Honey badger t-shirts at Target for Christs sake.

 

[BigBlueNation111]

They sell Honey badger t-shirts at Target for Christs sake.

lmao!!...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

only if the cigar is hand rolled by naked phillipino women
and rolled in the tanned, leather skin of an albino ethiopinan missionary.

THOSE cigars kick ass

The cigars you get locally.
Shit.
taste like piss water.

All of that's only good if you're listening to this obscure band that only I know of, they play on drums made of the skulls of murdered nuns, and the lead singer eats a bald eagle at the end of all of his shows.

 

[SLY]

All of that's only good if you're listening to this obscure band that only I know of, they play on drums made of the skulls of murdered nuns, and the lead singer eats a bald eagle at the end of all of his shows.

lmfao, I almost spit my coffee out at that first part.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

lmao!!...

Mao?

Edit:
damn you fixed it.
carry on....

 

[SLY]

I always get bummed out when I have to leave Maine. This state is just beautiful. I can definitely see myself settling here in like 5 years.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

All of that's only good if you're listening to this obscure band that only I know of, they play on drums made of the skulls of murdered nuns, and the lead singer eats a bald eagle at the end of all of his shows.

pfft

I was into those guys years ago

I had their first 7" (album, obviously, it's a much better sound than digital, really brings out the warm tones of the nun-skulls) was cut on gold layered vinyl smelted from Hitlers fillings.
I think I sold it at a yard sale to some poser from detroit who just "discovered" them.

 

[SLY]

pfft

I was into those guys years ago

I had their first 7" (album, obviously, it's a much better sound than digital, really brings out the warm tones of the nun-skulls) was cut on gold layered vinyl smelted from Hitlers fillings.
I think I sold it at a yard sale to some poser from detroit who just "discovered" them.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

pfft

I was into those guys years ago

I had their first 7" (album, obviously, it's a much better sound than digital, really brings out the warm tones of the nun-skulls) was cut on gold layered vinyl smelted from Hitlers fillings.
I think I sold it at a yard sale to some poser from detroit who just "discovered" them.

Please, I hope you're not insinuating it was me. I'm not FROM Detroit, besides I only listen to them ironically, in a nostalgic kind of way.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Besides, my record player won't play anything cut on gold layered vinyl, because the needle is made from a sharpened tooth that fell out of Mother Theresa's mouth when she was on a hunger strike. Well, maybe I had to "ease" it out with some pliers.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Please, I hope you're not insinuating it was me. I'm not FROM Detroit, besides I only listen to them ironically, in a nostalgic kind of way.

pfft

thats no big deal.
the vinyl is set on "ironic"
won't play unless you set your vintage hi-fi turntable past 33 1/3, past 45, alll the way over to the ironic setting.

MY turntable had an ironic setting long before it was popular.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

On a coupon section of the newspaper: "Have you seen me? Date missing: 08/15/85". Yeah, I think he's playing Santa Claus at the mall. Fuck, he's been missing for over 25 years, he's either dead or a handing out Werthers and telling kids to get off his lawn at this point.