Coffee talk

[dash]

^ looks like they are trying to do some sort of magic trick.

lol - For my next trick, I will make Ted Cruz disappear.

/Ta-daah!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Cruz family videos show the genuine love (id imagine cruise videos are similar)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Lets not forget this heartwarming moment

 

[jstewismybastardson]

had a night to sleep on it and I think the NHL DOPS should have a look at this ... i dont think Im alone in thinking there may have been intent here

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[Comeds]

I once saw a video of an starfish opening a clam and that's what this reminds me of.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I once saw a video of an starfish opening a clam and that's what this reminds me of.

oooh kinky!

 

[forty_three]

You know how when you don't want to, but circumstances dictate that you bring a relative to a party, and then while at the party they do something stupid and rude and dreadfully embarrassing and the party isn't over yet and it's only gonna get worse. You have tried to keep your distance, and he keeps getting more and more obnoxious and it's becoming clear he's NEVER GOING TO SHUT UP or go away or FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SAYING RACIST THINGS. It keeps getting more and more infuriating and you are trying to find a hole to crawl in and then someone says "Hey, aren't you with him?"



I, uhhh, welll, ummmm

 

[dash]

Just wait until somebody tries to pass a Tubman.

Police called after student tries to pay for lunch with $2 bill

 

[Comeds]

sketch idea I am working on:

A shy kid walks down a hall and sees a pretty girl wave toward him. He smiles and waves back. She frowns and motions behind him where another guy is standing and waving. She was actually waving at him. That guy sees her and shrugs and motions behind her where another girl is standing and waving. He was actually waving at her. She looks confused and motions behind him. He turns around and looks expecting to see someone waving at her behind him but instead sees a Trump supporter fucking a dog.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Just wait until somebody tries to pass a Tubman.

Police called after student tries to pay for lunch with $2 bill

I had a girl at a fast food joint tell me they didn't accept Canadian money when I handed her a few Sacagaweas a while back.

When I pointed out that they were USD, she asked her manager if they accepted them. I could hear the facepalm in his voice when he said yes.

 

[dash]

I had a girl at a fast food joint tell me they didn't accept Canadian money when I handed her a few Sacagaweas a while back.

When I pointed out that they were USD, she asked her manager if they accepted them. I could hear the facepalm in his voice when he said yes.

Maybe it's because the actual use of hard currency is way down from what it was even 10 years ago, but I don't mind the loonie and toonie.

 

[forty_three]

I just got an email from a recruiter for a company that has operations in Swindon, UK.


Unlike previous times, I am not ignoring his email. Ready the escape plans.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

in other currency news

Look out, loonie and Canada may have passed 'point of peak optimism'

If Wednesday’s terrible trade report is a portent of what’s to come, as TD suspects, the loonie’s ascent may be Trudeauver

well played

 

[Comeds]

I've never personally known someone named Tyler who didn't give me the creeps.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I've never personally known someone named Tyler who didn't give me the creeps.

obbligato!

 

[forty_three]

I've never personally known someone named Tyler who didn't give me the creeps.

First or last name?

 

[Comeds]

First or last name?

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I meant just first names....but that I think about it.....

 

[Comeds]

obbligato!

I fail to see how that is even remotely funny. WTF is his problem?