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Bloody Brian Burke

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I for one would welcome them. They are wealthy and their tax dollars are necessary to keep paying for fuel for all of Trudeau's trips to NYC and DC and everywhere else not in Canada that he has spent the first six months of his government.
 

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Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg in Canada? Okay, my American friends, we cannot let this happen.

Donald Trump to celebrities threatening to immigrate to Canada: Go

Let us not forget, Ted Nugent promised to be dead or in jail if Obama got elected the second time. I'm still waiting.


Also, Sean Hannity has vowed to leave the country if Trump is not the nominee. But he too promised to leave the country if Obama got elected also.




And I have bad news Canadiia. As much as I'd love to come there, if I need to leave I am going to a small island in the North Sea. With crumpets, and sexy accents and cookies called biscuits. Nothing against Canadia, but why stay on the same block if the neighbo(u)rs are crackheads? Better to put some distance between you and them.
 

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So, Dennis Hastert is a child molester. The guy who was in control of the world's most powerful governing body for 8 years sexually abused children. That's pretty fucked up.
 

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Someone just texted my google voice number with a list of ingredients.

But one of them is Cilantro, so in the interest of helping save some people from eating that crap, I am not going to respond to it telling them they have the wrong number.
 

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In case you missed it, Daily Show knocked it out of the park last night.

First rips Cruz:

Then Drumpf:
 

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Hey everyone, if you have a second to send me good thoughts or prayers if that something you do - it would be appreciated. Rushing to get ready for work this morning I forgot to put some beer in my refrigerator. Now its not going to be cold when I get home. Its going to be a difficult afternoon and evening.
 

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Hey everyone, if you have a second to send me good thoughts or prayers if that something you do - it would be appreciated. Rushing to get ready for work this morning I forgot to put some beer in my refrigerator. Now its not going to be cold when I get home. Its going to be a difficult afternoon and evening.

No worries, just put 'em in when you get home. Just run into a convenience store or grocery store and grab some cold ones to tide you over until those are cold.
 

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No worries, just put 'em in when you get home. Just run into a convenience store or grocery store and grab some cold ones to tide you over until those are cold.
For those of you who think 43 is being helpful and nice; hes not. He is tormenting. Convenience stores and grocery stores do not sell beer in my area.

There is still a slim chance my wife saw my error and put some beer in for me. Life is not easy.
 

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For those of you who think 43 is being helpful and nice; hes not. He is tormenting. Convenience stores and grocery stores do not sell beer in my area.

But you have the Sheetz SODA CAVE!


You should have trained your dog to recognize a dire situation and fix it.
 

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You should have trained your dog to recognize a dire situation and fix it.
There you go tormenting him again. He's a cat owner. Cats are too dumb to be trained for that.

/Just to make a joke, I just stepped up the game to insulting him.
 
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There you go tormenting him again. He's a cat owner. Cats are too dumb to be trained for that.

/Just to make a joke, I just stepped up the game to insulting him.

Dare speaketh the truth.

 

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There you go tormenting him again. He's a cat owner. Cats are too dumb to be trained for that.

/Just to make a joke, I just stepped up the game to insulting him.

Incorrect. He has a dog.

He had a dog.




You have a dog, right @Comeds?

TRAIN IT TO GET BEER INTO THE FRIDGE
 

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You're right, 43.

It was a low blow calling him a cat owner. :D
 

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Luckily, the Mythbusters addressed this exact calamity. Sprinkle some salt on a cooler full of ice and water to lower the temperature of the water (the salt lowers the freezing point of the ice) and you can have cold beer in about 5 minutes.
 

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Incorrect. He has a dog.

He had a dog.




You have a dog, right @Comeds?

TRAIN IT TO GET BEER INTO THE FRIDGE

I do but he is 14 and has retired from menial tasks like that.

You're right, 43.

It was a low blow calling him a cat owner. :D

One day I may find the strength to forgive you. One day.

Luckily, the Mythbusters addressed this exact calamity. Sprinkle some salt on a cooler full of ice and water to lower the temperature of the water (the salt lowers the freezing point of the ice) and you can have cold beer in about 5 minutes.

Thank you kind sir.
That coupled with getting to leave work early had saved my night.
 

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The new Red Wings Arena will officially be named Little Caesars Arena.

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Now everyone is trying to come-up with a nickname, Suggestion? (so far I like "the oven")
 

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If I buy one ticket at the regular price, do I get a second ticket for $5?
 
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