Coffee talk

[Comeds]

Perfect tribute:

 

[Wingingit]

Patty Duke passed away today of sepsis from a ruptured intestine at 69, waaaaay too young.

RIP

Thoughts for Samwise and the rest of the family.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Wut?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[puckhead]

was out for dinner last night, and the owner of the restaurant introduces himself, making sure everyone is doing fine, etc.
turns out it's this guy Uwe Boll - IMDb

was just funny to see him working a regular shift.
food was good though

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Ya gotta give it to chipotle. Always tryna find new ways to kill its customers

 

[forty_three]

So, this "Panama Papers" thing is going to get incredibly ugly. World leaders, dignitaries, sports stars all named. Like The UK Prime Minister's Dad and Chinese Leader's Xi Xinpeng's Brother In Law. And Putin. King Of Saudi Arabia and the president of Dubai.

Plus Lionel Messi.


I can't help but notice the overall lack of Americans named so far. While some are saying that's an indication that Americans follow the rules, it's more a function of the fact that American billionaires don't have to go offshore to hide their money. Their own government creates rules here in the states for them. *cough*PO Box/Shell company in Delaware*cough*

 

[dash]

I can't help but notice the overall lack of Americans named so far. While some are saying that's an indication that Americans follow the rules, it's more a function of the fact that American billionaires don't have to go offshore to hide their money. Their own government creates rules here in the states for them. *cough*PO Box/Shell company in Delaware*cough*

Or maybe they're keeping this guy busy.

 

[forty_three]

I get to work this morning and the elevator is there, waiting. So I skip the steps and hop aboard. Push my floor (5) and off we go. Elevator stops at 2. Outside the door of two is a woman who asks "going down?". I say no.

She lets out a heavy sigh and rolls her eyes as the doors begin to close. Then *ding* doors open again.

SHE HAD PUSHED THE UP BUTTON AGAIN

She looked to be in her 50's. How do you live on a planet that long and not know how elevators work?

Only possible answer:

 

[dash]

Dude, that's so 2015.

Calgary driver fired for yelling sexist phrase at female reporter -- while in a company vehicle

 

[forty_three]

Well, that is a surprisingly simple and elegant explanation.

The Panama Papers leak, explained with an adorable comic about piggy banks

 

[dash]

Well, that is a surprisingly simple and elegant explanation.

The Panama Papers leak, explained with an adorable comic about piggy banks

So, it's mom's fault?

 

[Comeds]

So, it's mom's fault?

Is it just me or does it seem like Johnny's mom is a real whore. Hot, but a real whore.

 

[dash]

Is it just me or does it seem like Johnny's mom is a real whore. Hot, but a real whore.

Meh, she can't hold a candle to Stacy's mom.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i keep telling my wife it was an accident!

A woman whose nose was broken during the brawl was accidentally struck by her husband as he wound up to slug another spectator, police say.

Drunken B.C. parents drop the gloves at kids' hockey tourney

 

[dash]

Way to thread the needle (I kid).

/Also, the BMW drivers were being dicks (shocker I know)
//I drive a BMW.

Dangerous highway passing manoeuvre captured on driver’s dashcam

 

[forty_three]

How Many of Me

Interesting, I have just learned that there are 37 people in the US with my name. Only 5 with Mrs 43's name. Kids; 1, 23 and 14 respectively.

Not sure what I am going to do with this information.

 

[dare2be]

How Many of Me

Interesting, I have just learned that there are 37 people in the US with my name. Only 5 with Mrs 43's name. Kids; 1, 23 and 14 respectively.

Not sure what I am going to do with this information.

There are

or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A.

I'm betting on fewer.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

There are
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or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A.

I'm betting on fewer.

Same.

/I am Kanye West.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

There are
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or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A.

I'm betting on fewer.

same ... surprised there are fewer than 120 people with my last name ... that seems high ... unless all those unknown kids my grandfather spawned in California during WW2 when he dodged Italian military conscription oddly adopted his surname