Coffee talk

[Comeds]

Seems like the Maryland Transportation Authority are causing commuters a great deal of Pang this morning.

C'mon Dash, we are better than the last two posts. Theres a white way and wrong way to make April Fools jokes, lets do things the white way.

 

[Comeds]

Its been a year since my last in office warning write up (attempted high five accidentally landed on co-workers breast) so I am completly warning free now. And now I know how to act more appropriately in an office environment I do not expect to be getting more.

I might be getting a warning at home though, and sadly this is true, earlier this morning I called for my wife using my supervisors name. I don't think she heard.....winter might be coming though.

 

[Comeds]

"Nice beaver"

"Thanks I just had it stuffed".

The Naked Gun 1988
and
my Easter at the in-laws 2014

 

[Comeds]

So B&B stands for Bed And Breakfast? Oops, that's not what I thought it meant. No wonder the elderly clerk was so upset with me when I asked about her place's amenities. #oops #mybad

 

[Comeds]

Wait what? Barry Manilow is gay? I never would've guessed. Anyone know the number of a good tattoo removal service?

 

[forty_three]

Wait what? Barry Manilow is gay? I never would've guessed. Anyone know the number of a good tattoo removal service?

I was just in Clearwater Florida. There are a bazillion tattoo removal places, often in the same shopping center with a Tattoo parlo(u)r. You could just go there. But be forewarned, it appears most people go there and can never find their way out.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I was just in Clearwater Florida. There are a bazillion tattoo removal places, often in the same shopping center with a Tattoo parlo(u)r. You could just go there. But be forewarned, it appears most people go there and can never find their way out.

I bet if you look behind the curtain you'd find that it's the same people operating both places.

 

[dare2be]

I was just in Clearwater Florida. You could just go there. But be forewarned, it appears most people go there and can never find their way out.

It's Clear what you're trying to say.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Wait what? Barry Manilow is gay? I never would've guessed. Anyone know the number of a good tattoo removal service?

Lastnight i was half asleep and channel surfing and stopped on one of those tmz et type shows and they talked about a young songstress who had a tattoo of puckered lips on her wrist and they so blatantly looked like "those other lips" so she decided to get a new tattoo done over top of the old one

So she got rose in full bloom wtf???

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

"Nice beaver"

"Thanks I just had it stuffed".

The Naked Gun 1988
and
my Easter at the in-laws 2014

I like my beaver's steaming...

Apr. 10, 1836 - The Hudson’s Bay Co. steamer Beaver, the first on the Pacific coast, arrived at Fort Vancouver, near present-day Portland, Oregon. It served as a supply ship, a passenger and freight ferry, a survey ship and a tow boat, before it was wrecked in 1888. Talk about eager.

 

[forty_three]

He is dressed up. In my experience Florida men don't wear shirts.

Nor do some women.


And they all really should.

 

[Darkstone42]

This was my first visit to the Coffee Talk thread since ending my SportsHoopla fast, and I was quite pleased to see that it was basically just a string of Comeds musings for me to peruse.

I had many a chuckle.

I'm also drinking coffee, in case that's important to you guys or whatever.

 

[dare2be]

He is dressed up. In my experience Florida men don't wear shirts.

You can see he dressed up as you can see his shirt is covering up his wife-beater.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I wonder if the judge asked him if he was mocking him with that outfit.

 

[dare2be]

I wonder if the judge asked him if he was mocking him with that outfit.

The judge had to subpeena his verdickt.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The judge had to subpeena his verdickt.

 

[dare2be]

On a serious note, if I wanted to get out of jury duty, I'd probably wear that shirt.

 

[blindbaby]

The judge had to subpeena his verdickt.

Yes, a Homocidal maniac.




/stolen from "summer of sam".

 

[jstewismybastardson]

oh boy