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Hitller had some good ideas, he just took things a little too far.

- Bobby Hull

THE PEOPLE'S CAR WAS NOT HIS IDEA! HE STOLE IT!

Wasn't there a pet peeve thread somewhere?
 

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I'm in the waiting room of a doctor's office and a boy I guess is about 4 is waiting with his mother. She let him bring a real set of nunchuks (sp) to hold while he waited. Nice. Surprisingly, hes behaving pretty well.
Hopefully the appointment is for her, 4 year olds shouldn't be having surgery. In a perfect world at least.
 

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Ok I finished my book and the waiting room is filling up. I hope it's my turn before someone sits next to me.
 

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The area I live has parts that are doing well and parts that are not so I see sad things still the time. Most of the time things don't bother me but occasionally I see something so bad it sticks with me. Today is one of those days. At a red light earlier I looked to my left and saw a man under 70 driving a PT Cruiser. Hard to feel happy after seeing something like that.
 

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The area I live has parts that are doing well and parts that are not so I see sad things still the time. Most of the time things don't bother me but occasionally I see something so bad it sticks with me. Today is one of those days. At a red light earlier I looked to my left and saw a man under 70 driving a PT Cruiser. Hard to feel happy after seeing something like that.

Don't see his plight, admire his courage for carrying on in the face of such unspeakable tragedy.
 

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The area I live has parts that are doing well and parts that are not so I see sad things still the time. Most of the time things don't bother me but occasionally I see something so bad it sticks with me. Today is one of those days. At a red light earlier I looked to my left and saw a man under 70 driving a PT Cruiser. Hard to feel happy after seeing something like that.

Was it Gary Numan?

 

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Bored, trying to help everyone pass the time I asked everyone here to say who their favorite superhero is. Answers were Spider-Man, 2 your mommas, 1 go fuck yourself, Daredevil (nunchuk boy), 1 no speak English, and 1 you liberals are all alike.
 

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Alanis Morissette finally admitted who "You Oughta Know" was about. Wendel Clark.
 

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So then he says, "Don't do what the cat man says, do what the Kathmandu!".
 

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I just heard Paul McCartney is headlining Lollapalooza. In a unrelated story Ursula Andress is on the cover of Maxim's hottest women issue.
 

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I just heard Paul McCartney is headlining Lollapalooza. In a possibly unrelated story I masturbated to pictures of Judy* from "Lost In Space" last night.


Dr. Smith was in one of the pictures too but I didn't look at him. Much.
 

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Happy Saturday everyone. Enjoy you day off (hopefully) and spend your day with someone whose company you enjoy.
 

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This is not how I hoped the day would be going. I overslept and was in a hurry this morning and somehow instead of antiperspirant I put on Vicks VapoRub.
 

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This is not how I hoped the day would be going. I overslept and was in a hurry this morning and somehow instead of antiperspirant I put on Vicks VapoRub.

Go make chicken salad.

Find a young lady with severe nasal congestion and maker her day :thumb:
 

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Well someone in the Maryland Transportation Authority will probably be fired. Their April 1st joke of having traffic lanes marked as "White" and "Others" seems to be really pissing people off.
 

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Well someone in the Maryland Transportation Authority will probably be fired. Their April 1st joke of having traffic lanes marked as "White" and "Others" seems to be really pissing people off.

Seems like the Maryland Transportation Authority are causing commuters a great deal of Pang this morning.
 
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