Coffee talk

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Pam Anderson has filed for divorce, comeds, here's your chance.

 

[Comeds]

Pam Anderson has filed for divorce, comeds, here's your chance.

Thanks for the heads up!

Women make me so confused. Her eyes say yes, but her restraining order says no.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Comeds will have to fight Ryan Kesler for Pammys (dis)hono(u)r

 

[dare2be]

Your momma is so fat her sleep number is 3.14! Pi like in pie! Hilarious huh? Just wait until I finish working on this Avogadro's number joke, its going to be tremendous.

Oh yeah? I got your Planck's Constant right here!

If she would cut down on the Pi and the Number of Avacados, she wouldn't be Constantly Plancking out so much.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

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[Darkstone42]

Well I just laughed embarrassingly at my desk.

 

[BGDave]

Well I just laughed embarrassingly at my desk.

As did I.

 

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I have to ask if they're paying for the captions by the letter at the BBC...

 

[Comeds]

My wife, sister and law, and I were watching a movie and they wanted to take a break and paused it. This is what they left me looking at while they were gone.

 

[forty_three]

My wife, sister and law, and I were watching a movie and they wanted to take a break and paused it. This is what they left me looking at while they were gone.

If this is the only place you made any comment related to this, then congrats. You passed the test.

 

[dare2be]

No Bologna! Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Crashes Near Harrisburg « CBS Pittsburgh

Guess the driver couldn't cut the mustard.

 

[dare2be]

Driver being charged with reckless driving for hot-dogging it.

 

[forty_three]

That would be a horrible call to make to your boss. "Can't come in today, I bent my weiner."

 

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I don't relish explaining what happened to the insurance company...

 

[Nasty_Magician]

That would be a horrible call to make to your boss. "Can't come in today, I bent my weiner."

He's going to be in hot water for sure.

 

[dash]

That would be a horrible call to make to your boss. "Can't come in today, I bent my weiner."

Also suffering from bruised buns.

 

[dare2be]

I don't relish explaining what happened to the insurance company...

Depends on the insurance company...if it's AllState, his wiener is in good hands.

 

[dash]

Depends on the insurance company...if it's AllState, his wiener is in good hands.

lol - If it's Progressive, Flo will take care of his weiner.

 

[forty_three]

lol - If it's Progressive, Flo will take care of his weiner.

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"Nationwide - on my weiner's side"
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50 Omaha said hut.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

weiner puns ... you brats are the wurst!