Coffee talk

[Comeds]

I tell my 5 year old nephew that Santa probably isnt coming because his parents are not married and suddenly I'm the asshole?

 

[dash]

I tell my 5 year old nephew that Santa probably isnt coming because his parents are not married and suddenly I'm the asshole?

lol - A lump of coal for you comeds.

 

[Comeds]

If during this season you are out visiting people you havent seen for a while, or even people you do not know well I have a suggestion that might be fun for you. Wait until everyone says their "hello's" and pull the persons whose house it over and ask quietly, "Mind if I take a quick shower?". People love it.

 

[mattola]

I wonder how Auto is doing.

yeah its been a while

 

[Comeds]

Well there goes one resolution down already. Thanks Jennifer Lawrence.....

 

[Comeds]

Next time you are upset or have a lot of chaos in your life, remember that with one letter and a bit of a scramble chaos becomes nachos

 

[mattola]

Well there goes one resolution down already. Thanks Jennifer Lawrence.....

im not asking

 

[mattola]

Next time you are upset or have a lot of chaos in your life, remember that with one letter and a bit of a scramble chaos becomes nachos

this is good

 

[dash]

Well there goes one resolution down already. Thanks Jennifer Lawrence.....

im not asking

 

[Comeds]

Has anyone seen Elocomotive today? According to some news outlets apparently someone died of an atomic wedgie so I want to file some attempted murder charges on some members of my old Cub Scout troop.

 

[forty_three]

Has anyone seen Elocomotive today? According to some news outlets apparently someone died of an atomic wedgie so I want to file some attempted murder charges on some members of my old Cub Scout troop.

He's out chasing...

Well, not ambulances anymore.

 

[Comeds]

I justt got the nerve to approach a girl in the bar I am in Before I even spoke she waved her hand and said "these are not the boobs you're looking for".
I might be in love.


don't tell my wife

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

What ever happened to Auto?

 

[SLY]

What ever happened to Auto?

I know he had another kid, started up a new business and then vanished.

He was a funny dude.

 

[dash]

I justt got the nerve to approach a girl in the bar I am in Before I even spoke she waved her hand and said "these are not the boobs you're looking for".
I might be in love.


don't tell my wife

Jedi boob trick?

 

[Comeds]

Jedi boob trick?

Vulcan boob meld?

 

[mattola]

 

[dash]

Those boobs are Spock-tacular...

 

[Comeds]

I dont remember ever seeing or hearing the phrase before. I feel dumb now.

Oh well its Friday.

 

[Darkstone42]

Have my coffee, sitting in my office alone on my first day back to work.