Coffee talk

[Automattic]

Is this seat taken?....And where is the shitter 'round here?

 

[Automattic]

'Mornin'.

 

[Automattic]

I have to wait 15 seconds betweeen posts? How the fuck am I going to get any spamming done?

 

[Automattic]

I just drink my coffee, do other things and play my guitar.

The mods aren't that strict here. You can just say masterbation instead of "do other things"...:lever:

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

The mods aren't that strict here. You can just say masterbation instead of "do other things"...:lever:

i figured that's what "play my guitar" was code for?

 

[Automattic]

i figured that's what "play my guitar" was code for?

I wonder where the other drumstick is too?!

 

[SLY]

The mods aren't that strict here. You can just say masterbation instead of "do other things"...:lever:

i figured that's what "play my guitar" was code for?

Fine. That whole sentence translates to...

I drink my whiskey, smoke my herb and play with myself.

 

[Automattic]

Fine. That whole sentence translates to...

I drink my whiskey, smoke my herb and play with myself.

That was my class motto in high school.

 

[SLY]

Then I play my guitar.

 

[Automattic]

I play the lotto.

 

[SLY]

I play the lotto.

Fuck that shit. Fucking asshole scam artist fucks. The most I have ever won was like a free ticket on a scratch, and like three bucks on powerball. I refuse to play that shit now. Even though someone just won in CT.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Fine. That whole sentence translates to...

I drink my whiskey, smoke my herb and play with myself.

none of that's gonna help you find a better job, mister.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

unless you wanna be mayor of Washington, D.C.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

That was my class motto in high school.

this is why johnny can't read....

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

i like the duck

 

[mattola]

Fuck that shit. Fucking asshole scam artist fucks. The most I have ever won was like a free ticket on a scratch, and like three bucks on powerball. I refuse to play that shit now. Even though someone just won in CT.

i actually know a guy that won a share of $30M ($7.5M) I dated his daughter in law back in 1990. so now I know that people can actually win it and the ones that do are REAL

 

[SLY]

none of that's gonna help you find a better job, mister.

unless you wanna be mayor of Washington, D.C.

lol, thanks Dad.

 

[SLY]

i actually know a guy that won a share of $30M ($7.5M) I dated his daughter in law back in 1990. so now I know that people can actually win it and the ones that do are REAL

Nah, I know. It is just so hard. Not worth it. At least to me. I'd rather go to the casino and try to win some other persons money in poker.

 

[mattola]

Nah, I know. It is just so hard. Not worth it. At least to me. I'd rather go to the casino and try to win some other persons money in poker.

I remember one time I got 4 of 6 numbers. FOUR I was getting so excited... you know what I got $75....

 

[SLY]

I don't know if the picture was legit, but my buddy at work showed me a photo yesterday of what I believe was a Canadian lotto ticket with every number one number off from the winning numbers in a row.

edit: It's not really funny. If that was real, and it was me, I'd probably drown in whiskey that night.