Coffee talk

[SLY]

Holy shit... Whaddup peeps?

 

[SLY]

Mornin'.

Did Andy Warhol take your picture?

lol

He does kinda look like a Campbell's Soup can in that avatar...

Screw you.

 

[Darkstone42]

Good morning!

I want to play on the SportsHoopla softball team, too!

 

[dash]

I'm a lefty, thus I love it when the outfield shifts over leaving an abundance of space over the shortstop's head. Just go the other way for an easy double every time.

 

[SLY]

I'll play CF.

 

[higgyfan4]

I want second base or shortstop. Or third base, but I prefer second or short.

 

[esls79]

I'll take backup catcher please.

 

[Comeds]

I usually catch or play right field. No matter where I am, every play in the field is an adventure for me.

 

[Darkstone42]

Corner outfield for me!

And I love hitting to the opposite field, and since teams generally put all their best defenders on the left side, my line drives into right field are often quite adventurous.

 

[mattola]

so Ive been eating 1 year old expired cereal. that explains the copper taste in my mouth when I eat it.

 

[dash]

I also enjoy spinning my cap around, getting into ump's faces, and kicking dirt on their shoes. Sometimes, this even happens at the ball field.

 

[Darkstone42]

 

[Automattic]

I'm a lefty, thus I love it when the outfield shifts over leaving an abundance of space over the shortstop's head. Just go the other way for an easy double every time.

Ah, but I'm too lazy to shift. Plus, then I'd have to pick up my beer and move it too!

 

[Comeds]

Corner outfield for me!

And I love hitting to the opposite field, and since teams generally put all their best defenders on the left side, my line drives into right field are often quite adventurous.

Me too. My stance must look like I will really pull the ball because everyone shifts to the left. Usually, and not on purpose, I hit the ball to right field. Last time I played in a league I had a triple and I am not a fast guy. I hit to right field because I am slow swinging the bat and usually hit it late.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Still have room for a third baseman?

Someone's got to teach me how to throw a ball the size of Pluto, though.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

so Ive been eating 1 year old expired cereal. that explains the copper taste in my mouth when I eat it.

But seriously...in my fridge you gotta be miiiiiiiiiiighty careful which shit to pull out before you make a sammich.

 

[SLY]

lol

 

[SLY]

I always buy just enough shit so that nothing goes bad... I used to "over buy". Nothing expires in my house now, I also make like 2-3 trips to the grocery store a week though.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

lol

You laugh, but that stuff you think is lettuce just might be the two-year old sliced roast beef.

 

[blindbaby]

speaking of milk...

I remember years ago, a friend barging into my place, hungover on a hot, mid-July morning needing liquid. I was still in bed so he helped himself to my fridge (didn't ask, just took) and grabbed some milk and chugged it. The milk had been sitting at the back of the fridge for at least 5 months so he got himself a nice huge guzzle of rotten, cheezy, scum. That'll learn him. He still contends it's my fault.