Coffee talk with Auto...

[Winged_Wheel88]

Which one is the One?

No, Won's on first, Hou's on second?

 

[Automattic]

Which one is the One?

That one.

 

[Automattic]

= Permanent vacation!

How do you know I wasn't gonna shoot somebody for their ticket to Aruba?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I need an irony ruling please:

There are three Chinese restaurants in Vancouver that are called "The One"

any of them on 1st avenue?

 

[KillerVee]

I want to tell a kids story but I don't have one so I'll use my sisters kid. Keshi is five. Whenever he does something bad he blames it on "Dark Keshi."

Like if you ask Keshi if he poured his milk out on the ground he'll say "I didn't do it! It was Dark Keshi!"

Totally creepy.

 

[KillerVee]

And before you ask, yes the kid is part Japanese.

 

[Automattic]

I want to tell a kids story but I don't have one so I'll use my sisters kid. Keshi is five. Whenever he does something bad he blames it on "Dark Keshi."

Like if you ask Keshi if he poured his milk out on the ground he'll say "I didn't do it! It was Dark Keshi!"

Totally creepy.

That is kinda creepy.


My kid runs up to strangers and says "Have you seen my mommy and daddy?". When they reply "No", she says "That's right, and none you sunsabitches are ever gonna find them!" And then she runs away.

:wacko:

 

[Automattic]

Is the kid part Korean?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

my kid told his preschool teacher on his second day that he needed to take a dump

my wifes not impressed with me

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<<<<< not that kid btw ... she's an angel

 

[Automattic]

my kid told his preschool teacher on his second day that he needed to take a dump

my wifes not impressed with me

LOL

:arg:

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

my kid told his preschool teacher on his second day that he needed to take a dump

my wifes not impressed with me

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<<<<< not that kid btw ... she's an angel

My sister, when she was 6 years old, told her piano teacher she wasn't going to play a passage over again, because "I'll just fuck up again."

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I want to tell a kids story but I don't have one so I'll use my sisters kid. Keshi is five. Whenever he does something bad he blames it on "Dark Keshi."

Like if you ask Keshi if he poured his milk out on the ground he'll say "I didn't do it! It was Dark Keshi!"

Totally creepy.

Run. As fast as you can in the opposite direction. Run.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

My sister, when she was 6 years old, told her piano teacher she wasn't going to play a passage over again, because "I'll just fuck up again."

damn ... the day my son starts droppin f bombs is the day i start living in the garage

 

[puckhead]

damn ... the day my son starts droppin f bombs is the day i start living in the garage

my kid was not yet three when she picked up the phrase "fuck it".
we were on a cruise, and our kid was jumping up and down on the bed yelling "it's fuck it! it's fuck it!"
wife and I started cracking up and video taping it... right up until the kid fell over and cracked her chin on the night table.

but we had "the talk" with the preschool teacher, too. She knocked over one of those min-basketball hoops, and yelled out "well, damn it!" Fortunately, my wife cusses as much as I do so she couldn't really lay the blame at my feet.


and yes Vee - that is incredibly creepy. pets will start to go missing.

 

[dash]

I can't believe my kids don't curse a blue streak cuz my mother-in-law swears like a sailor. Crap (okay not really a swear), Damn it, and Jesus are three of her favourites.

 

[KillerVee]

The kids real sweet though and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. I think he just has a really active imagination. He told my sister he wants to be an artist when he grows up..

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The kids real sweet though and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. I think he just has a really active imagination. He told my sister he wants to be a deadbeat when he grows up..

fify.

 

[puckhead]

any of them on 1st avenue?

Granville / 41st <----- that one has pretty good dandan noodles.
Kingsway / Imperial*
Broadway / Blenheim




*so it's burnaby, don't nitpick

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

9800!

 

[Automattic]