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My daughter recently spoke the words "I don't even know what 'shit' is!". Ah, the innocence of youth.
 

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True story... got an Incident Report from daycare yesterday. (3yrs old, 4 in Nov)

"Connor asked for a 3rd helping of applesauce. When Miss Andrea told him there was no more applesauce left Connor replied "Oh God Dammit". We spoke about how we do not say words like that at school.."



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lmao.

I still remember when my sister was 6 y.o. and taking piano lessons from a middle-aged lady who had probably never uttered a dirty word in her life. Meanwhile, curse words were as common in our family as the nose on your face. Anyway, my sister was having a problem with a passage and was growing frustrated. "Now, now dear. Do not get discouraged. Let's try it again!" the teacher said. This got met with the epic reply, "I don't know why we should bother. I'll just fuck up again."

Dear Lord, the look on the teacher's face was priceless.
 

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True story... got an Incident Report from daycare yesterday. (3yrs old, 4 in Nov)

"Connor asked for a 3rd helping of applesauce. When Miss Andrea told him there was no more applesauce left Connor replied "Oh God Dammit". We spoke about how we do not say words like that at school.."

my kid had a similar incident in pre-school. She either missed a basket on one of those plastic short basketball hoops, or the basket fell over, or something. "Oh, damnit"
However, that was a vast improvement over when she was 2 1/2, and one of her favourite expressions was "fuck it". We have a video of her of that age on a cruise jumping on the bed, going "It's fuck it, it's fuck it" over and over again, until she finally fell off the bed. fortunately my wife cusses as much as i do, so i didn't get automatic blame for it.
 

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My daughter loves to spell out words, even if they aren't the right spelling. If she thinks she knows how to spell something, she will spell it all day long. Last year we were trick-or-treating and I made a joke to my wife about giving out candy laced with LSD. My daughter overheard some of it and spent the rest of the night marching down the street chanting "LSD!! LSD!! LSD!! WE WANT LSD!!". I think she thought it was how you spelled candy.
 

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Where the fuck is Auto at? We've been using the same coffee filter for God knows how long.
 

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Smurfettte is quite a horny little strumpet, turns out.
Gets to Manhattan, and within a day Papa had her turning tricks on 53rd street for cab fare.

Seriously.. who DIDN'T see that coming.

Her "blue balls" special is only ten bucks. Quite the bargain if you ask me.
 

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Ahhhhhh... morning coffee, Bruins/Flyers game 1 on NHLNetwork, getting ready to go record some muzak.
 

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Man, I would love to have Giroux and JVR.
 

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For real.... I can not fucking wait for hockey to start.
 

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Breakfast: Iced coffee with a corn muffin and a plain donut.

Lunch: Chicken parm with shells.
 
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