Coffee talk with Auto...

[Automattic]

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the gator...'

Some old men can still think fast.

 

[Disney Plorster]

You should all visit the Pretzel Kingdom. It is a great place to be where everyone is happy.

 

[elocomotive]

You should all visit the Pretzel Kingdom. It is a great place to be where everyone is happy.

Nice to see someone besides Auto is drunk for a change. And by.. 9:15am?!? God damn, we salute you, sir.

 

[Automattic]

I'm perkier than a puppy with two peters.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Alright, I need a fake passport, an alibi, and something faster than a police car. I can do cash, check or PayPal. PM me quick.

 

[mattola]

Alright, I need a fake passport, an alibi, and something faster than a police car. I can do cash, check or PayPal. PM me quick.

your new name is Muhmar Mohammed Ali Kebaba, your alibi is that you were in Washington DC taking pictures of the White House for your families memoirs. Ive got you booked on a cross country flight first class close to the Cockpit where you will be wearing a tunic with a backpack under it to seem like you have a "hump". You will receive $25,000 in cash in that backpack.

your flight will be booked from where you are now back to Washington.

Im sure you will be fine.......

good luck

 

[Comeds]

Alright, I need a fake passport, an alibi, and something faster than a police car. I can do cash, check or PayPal. PM me quick.

Tomorrow the big day?

 

[elocomotive]

Time for a SN change:

Eddie_Shackled

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

your new name is Muhmar Mohammed Ali Kebaba, your alibi is that you were in Washington DC taking pictures of the White House for your families memoirs. Ive got you booked on a cross country flight first class close to the Cockpit where you will be wearing a tunic with a backpack under it to seem like you have a "hump". You will receive $25,000 in cash in that backpack.

your flight will be booked from where you are now back to Washington.

Im sure you will be fine.......

good luck

You forgot to tell him to stand up at one point and knock on the pilot's door.

 

[puckhead]

You forgot to tell him to stand up at one point and knock on the pilot's door.

and remember, when you want to order beer, the preferred brand is called "Allah Akbar",
and you order it by standing up, yelling it out. You get faster service by ululating afterwards.

 

[puckhead]

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[IPostedWhat]

I know you get more requests than Sinatra, but maybe a :sandy vagina: is in order...

Okay, here is the 2nd attempt:

 

[mattola]

 

[Darkstone42]

Everything is still broken after another morning of trying to fix it. Research is like being a mechanic sometimes.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...discussion/36928-eddie-shack-wedding-gnt.html

 

[popeyecv64]

drabnking coffee in the mornin is a good thang

 

[SLY]

I really need to get one of these Keurig "K-cup" coffee brewer things. So much easier.

Guten morgen people! Fucking rain up here in Maine has pretty much ruined my weekend. Was supposed to make some bank this weekend, not really working out.

Oh well, next weekend should be BIG for the fourth of July. There better not be any fucking rain.

 

[beantownmaniac]

I really need to get one of these Keurig "K-cup" coffee brewer things. So much easier.

Guten morgen people! Fucking rain up here in Maine has pretty much ruined my weekend. Was supposed to make some bank this weekend, not really working out.

Oh well, next weekend should be BIG for the fourth of July. There better not be any fucking rain.

Good Morning everyone. Jeff, you should try a French press to make coffee.

 

[SLY]

Good Morning everyone. Jeff, you should try a French press to make coffee.

Yea, french press makes coffee nice and strong. I used to have one, but it broke.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Good morning.