Coffee talk with Auto...

[KillerVee]

I went to the beach. We had a rare nice, sunny day. I was really careful to make sure all my tattoos and my face were covered in sunscreen. And I forgot the entire back of my body. My whole back and both of my legs are completely burned. Last night I was out at a bar and I literally started shaking and stammering and my friends had to take me home and put me in a cold-ish bath. So dehydrated!!

 

[SLY]

Knucklehead... I just buy normal body lotion with SPF in it to cover my arm. My ink will prolly be faded by the time I am 30, but oh well. I'll just get it touched up.

 

[KillerVee]

Yeah well you don't have color in your tattoos, Jeff. I have a lot of bright colors in mine and it would look like shit if they fade.

 

[SLY]

Yeah well you don't have color in your tattoos, Jeff. I have a lot of bright colors in mine and it would look like shit if they fade.

True, but mine will start looking like an ugly murky blue with too much exposure. I decided what I want on my right arm. Im not gonna do a whole nother sleeve.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tattoos.

 

[SLY]

I wanna get the Jera rune on my tricep closer to my elbow, and the Sigel rune on my forearm closer to my elbow, and then get "Ut sementum feceris, ita metes" wrapped around my wrist.

 

[SLY]

Tattoos.

 

[KillerVee]

I'm thinking of getting a sugar skull surrounded by flowers on my left shoulder.

 

[Automattic]

I'm gonna get a tat

 

[Automattic]

...of a butt on my butt.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

You people have too much time on your hands.

 

[SLY]

I'm thinking of getting a sugar skull surrounded by flowers on my left shoulder.

Those are cool, I like those on chicks. I'm sticking to just black ink.

 

[KillerVee]

I had a dream about Auto the other night.

 

[SLY]

...of a butt on my butt.

This kid I used to know a tattoo of a puzzle piece on his ass... He wasn't gay, at least I dont think so, but it was for "piece of ass"

 

[SLY]

I had a dream about Auto the other night.

Nice... Auto, hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

 

[Comeds]

...of a butt on my butt.

Hi Beavis!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I had a dream about Auto the other night.

You knew it was a dream because Auto finally reported to the Islanders?

 

[SLY]

Hi Beavis!

Huh huh... huh huh. I need tp for my cornholio.

 

[Automattic]

I had a dream about Auto the other night.

I know.

 

[Automattic]

Hi Beavis!

WINNER!