Coffee talk with Auto...

[Automattic]

Three jobs? Quit showing off, asshole... in Michigan we all have to take turns doing the one job.

LULZ (Don't tell anybody I just said LULZ.)

Most people don't know or think about us, but we have a great economy here in Iowa. I think I just recently read that my county alone is in the top 5 in the country for employment.

 

[herky]

hey auto, did you know that there is another cyclone fan here?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Oh, I know about Iowa. I live in West Michigan, so we have that Dutch Mafia connection. Now, don't you owe me a quarter?

 

[Automattic]

hey auto, did you know that there is another cyclone fan here?

What!?

 

[Automattic]

Oh, I know about Iowa. I live in West Michigan, so we have that Dutch Mafia connection. Now, don't you owe me a quarter?

Sorry, I spent it on Tulips and wooden shoes...

 

[Darkstone42]

Sorry, I spent it on Tulips and wooden shoes...

Is that an allusion to Tulip Mania and the Dutch economic collapse in the 1600s? The Semper Augustus was a heck of a flower...

 

[Darkstone42]

Sorry for the image size.

 

[SLY]

lol, I've been watching the Stihl Timbersports Competition on ESPN2, this shit is entertaining. Damn rednecks.

 

[puckhead]

But my new baby is a camper that I converted into a mobile kitchen, and that's what this new shop is for. "Automattic's Meat Co." Smoked chicken, ribs, pork tenderloins and such. Construction catering (roach coach), tailgating, company picnics, and even just street vending when the bars close. Hopefully a website is coming soon...

nice... do you deliver?
If not, I'm afraid lunch will just be a grilled cheese.

 

[elocomotive]

Mostly general consruction contracting. I also help run a family cleaning biz.

But my new baby is a camper that I converted into a mobile kitchen, and that's what this new shop is for. "Automattic's Meat Co." Smoked chicken, ribs, pork tenderloins and such. Construction catering (roach coach), tailgating, company picnics, and even just street vending when the bars close. Hopefully a website is coming soon...

That sounds really good.

So, Auto is officially in charge of catering at the SportsHoopla convention AND building the clubhouse.

 

[SLY]

im fucking starving now.... AUTO, where you at?

 

[elocomotive]

im fucking starving now.... AUTO, where you at?

Better than fucking on a full stomach.

 

[SLY]

... lol

 

[Automattic]

lol Ask my friends and family. If Auto says he is having a BBQ, EVERYBODY shows up. My mom calls a couple times a week asking if I'm smoking ribs.

 

[Automattic]

I'm checking into prices on turkey legs and pork loins this week too.

 

[KillerVee]

I'm more interested in what the shirts for the business will say.

 

[elocomotive]

I'm more interested in what the shirts for the business will say.

Good call. I kinda want one.

Auto - I bet a bunch of people on here would buy them. You could then post pictures from around the country in your camper and claim "Auto's World Famous Chicken & Ribs"

 

[KillerVee]

I'd take one in front of the Golden Gate Bridge or Alcatraz or something.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Good morning.

 

[KillerVee]

GOOD MORNING, MY WINGED FRIEND!