Coffee talk with Auto...

[Winged_Wheel88]

Boy on the train in a sharks shirt!!!! Inappropriate to go sit next to him and make friends?!

GIFSoup

 

[Automattic]

GIFSoup

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mattola]

In the not too distant future YouTube, Twitter & Facebook will merge to form one giant, idiotic, super time-wasting website called...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

The proper way to cook asparagus: Lightly tossed in olive oil, crushed pepper, and sea salt, then thrown on the grill until the outside is crispy.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The proper way to cook asparagus: Lightly tossed in olive oil, crushed pepper, and sea salt, then thrown on the grill until the outside is crispy.

Same way works for hit and run victims, too.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Same way works for hit and run victims, too.

Yeah but if you don't hit 'em right the first time, they scream when you pour the salt in their eyes.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

By the way, what on earth makes them so fucking smug and cocky when they are walking on sidewalks?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

It's a good thing we weren't the ones driving past Bono the other day...


I heard a similar story involving the lead singer of Coldplay, but it was Steve Ott and he just leaned out the window and threw a mean elbow.

 

[Automattic]

Chicken and ribs are about to be smoked to perfection.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Good morning!

 

[Automattic]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Painting my mom's house this morning. Woooooo!

 

[ritari330]

French Open Final!

GO FEDERER!

 

[Darkstone42]

Some kid from Plum, PA is in the finals in the boys' division of the French Open. Go that kid!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

GOOD MORNING!

 

[Darkstone42]

GOOD MORNING!

Hey, saying "good morning" in all caps after noon is my shtick.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Darkstone42]

I forgive you.

This time.

 

[SLY]

You people fucking suck. WAKE UP!

 

[ritari330]

 

[SLY]